Where do you hear ukuleles on the radio?

Everywhere, usually paired with the millennial whoop.

Some Trump supporter needs to make a parody cover of Kendrick about race realism and name it "We Gonna be Alt-Right"

lol

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i like this post

Now we know who's to blame for the rise in childhood obesity.

Medusa but She Gets You Stoned Instead of Turning You to Stone Instead of Snakes She Has Vaporizers on His Head...Drugs

Watching the Simpsons while listening to Simpsons music with one earbud while reading reflexive Simpsons jokes on my phone>>>>>>

https://play.spotify.com/artist/5ytHrIjIIZwDAilYCd3E2q dunno why the first isn't there yet though

could someone explain to me why my roommate and her boyfriend think it's cool to make as much noise as possible at 1am. it was whatever the first few times but now it's becoming a daily a thing and I'm starting to lose my mind.

How's college going btw?

good I guess but I'm just ready for the year to end. now that I'm done with journalism it just feels like a waste of time and money. but at least it's easy I guess.

wbu?

Cause sex is boring if it ain't loud enough to wake everyone up.

Oh I had forgotten you're still finishing out the year for journalism. At least the classes will transfer out... (?)

School's getting a bit easier now that I'm in the swing of things but I'm going to have a hard ****ing time especially keeping up with all the little assignments I have in every damn class as well as these Anthro quizzes we have to take online once a week. One attempt, questions are ridiculously hard and meticulously worded to all sound like the same thing. Seriously I thought I was done with that **** in high school with study island. Those kind of quizzes that show your score in real tiime stress me the **** out.

Paris Jackson: 'My father was murdered' - BBC News

lol

TFW you download Deicide's Legion and it's 66.6 megabytes.

Rev a chainsaw right outside their door.

Pour ranch on their doorknob.

Put hand sanitizer in a condom and put it on the doorknob.

her room doesn't have a door, it's like a makeshift bedroom in a room that's meant to be a dinning room i guess. but thx anyway guys.

Pull up a chair and watch.

Have you said anything to them?

Sit in the dining room in your underwear and eat something crunchy disgustingly and loud.

Sit on the floor and smash Pringles with a hammer.

yeah a couple times now, got my other roomate to bring it up as well in hopes that she'll actually quiet down.

its not sex though, they watch tv and laugh outrageously loud and yell and holler as if it isn't super late. there's been a few times i've been awaken around 4 or 5 in the morning to this. wtf even does that?

Are they otherwise OK apart from that?

Not sure there is a lot you can do tbh.

yeah, i guess so. i've been planning on moving out at the end of the school year anyway so it's not a huge deal, but it's just a pain in the ass to deal with.

Why can't you just tell them to shut the **** up?

Everybody remembers the "****ing magnets" line, but the undiscovered gem of "Miracles" is this...

Scratch your arse with their cutlery and fart on their plates. It won't keep the noise down but you will have the last laugh.

Good luck mate.

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And stick their toothbrushes up your *******.

I think it's super cool personally

oh yeah well i think you're super cool so what do you think about that

I was aware you could stick your dick in a sock, but I did not know they made specialty items for this purpose.


https://img1.etsystatic.com/134/0/12...48547_gyda.jpg

https://geist0.files.wordpress.com/2...sock.jpg?w=570

https://img1.etsystatic.com/056/0/63...36759_pdti.jpg

idk why but i'm really curious about what that would be like... i mean, would it be comfortable? wouldn't it get sweaty? what happens when you get a hard on? these are the questions that i need answers to.

I imagine you'd have room to spare.

well i don't know if they sell it in youth small

They do... not that I would know.