I assume they're all just gluing dildos to the end.

I dreamt about the Batlord tonight. I don't remember the details but it definitely involved gang criminality and at least one glass of wine

Was I hardcore?

I could watch this all day.

Eye update that no one asked for: So, now, the undereye area looks slightly bruised, and my bottom eyelid is swollen. The eye is still watery and sore and bloodshot (mainly just around the iris), too. It doesn't feel itchy or anything. It had gotten better for a couple days and then it went right back to how it was before. I really, really hope it isn't ocular rosacea. It's been like this for nearly two weeks now so I suppose I'll drag myself to the doctor tomorrow or thursday.

I missed what originally happened to it.

Oh, nothing happened to it exactly; I didn't injure it or anything. It's just a mystery. A very unexciting mystery.

Sounds like you've got conjunctivitis. I'm still not sure if that's a real thing or not.

Well according to WebMD it is either conjunctivitis, blephartis, ocular rosacea or some sort of cancer that's going to kill me at any moment. Probably the latter.

If I recall correctly I was doing some gangsta **** with your roommate and when we came back to your apartment you were sleeping with a glass of red ****ing wine in your hand without spilling a drop

Absolute ****ing madman.

Also it was a double bed

Eh, I'll take it.

Smash Chunkhead.

That's my favorite MSTK3000 episode by the way. When the lady comes back to live in the next scene as a different person I always lose my sh*t.

I bet the ant god held off destroying the colony for at least a week because of that.

Crud Deadlift!

Smash Slagcheek

Fist Lump Blast Side-Iron

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You got the best one!!

Blast Blowfist

I'm Blast Chunkhead. Let's start a boy band!

The Blast Siblings and Their Chunky Fist Games

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****. I know weed addiction is nonsense, but does it still count if you become a fiend when you're drunk and you're out?

You're a depraved addict, and that's okay.

I'm legit considering getting a second job just so I can support all my vices without worrying about not being able to buy cigarettes for the last two days of the pay period.

Do it. Then you can start going to a supplier to buy in bulk like a big boy.

I don't smoke enough to justify that. I smoke a bowl once a day at most unless I'm drunk and then all bets are off (if I'm not working the next day). I'd just end up with a bunch of dry nonsense.

Flip what you don't think you'll smoke.

I have no desire to start a business. That's work.

Assthony Fagtano

Anthony Fandango. The only way to preorder your albums.

On the subject of Anthony Fantano: if you have to inform your neighbours that you're a sex offender, just move in at the end of October and introduce yourself by going trick or treating like being a sex offender is your costume.

Is Anthony Fantano a pedophile?

I've bitched about this before, but I'm convinced news sites have no idea about the internet, or else they'd be fully aware that no one on earth wants their videos to play automatically. **** you, bitch.

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I mean it's overrated, but it's not a bad album, I appreciate it from time to time :'/