On this date in 1979:

This was a fine read.

Currently downloading a racist punk album on Soulseek from some guy called "ANTI-ANTIFA" and I get one of those messages about how I'm not sharing any of my files and I'm like, wait, am I the *******?

Loook! New Jupiter pictures!

https://d2xkkdgjnsfvb0.cloudfront.ne...0&t=1499971729

https://d2xkkdgjnsfvb0.cloudfront.ne...0&t=1499971729

Stunning

Of course I never seed. Thanks btw, for sticking your neck out for the smart people when we don't feel like getting emails from our ISPs about copyright infringement.

I just discovered this site. Love it. :D

I bet this guy's own mother hates him at this point. Like half of the front page of Imgur is just him.


http://i.imgur.com/sJhE9ZO.jpg

I just made an entire chocolate cake from scratch even though I wasn't even the mood for chocolate cake. I'm not even hungry. Why do I do these things?

https://media.tenor.com/images/e0426...0ceb/tenor.gif

Wait till 2am when you're good and plastered and you'll be thanking Allah for that cake.

Oh I'm sure, although, I always seem to crave salty stuff like nachos and cheese fries much more when drunk. It has resulted in many long and unsuccessful odysseys in the past. (Also, WHY is it so difficult to find good cheese fries??)

I used to have a friend who'd make his own every time he got drunk. Which was every night. He ate a lot of cheese fries.

Well, cheese fries are a basic human need.


In other news, I need to adopt all of these dogs immediately:
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https://s4.postimg.org/e1suqvyct/0ruffy.png

https://s17.postimg.org/nqhtxehn3/0khaleesi.png

I could spend all day reading animal profiles on adoption websites.

lol @ queen khaleesi

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Broad City is hilarious, I just discovered it.

I haven't watched that show in forever!!! Thanks for reminding me it exists I'm gonna try to find it online now.

The new season is coming out soon isn't it?
Here's a link in case you haven't found one yet. (Though there may be a better quality one elsewhere)

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http://i.imgur.com/xqcT5h1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oVjpUzu.jpg?1

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http://www.musicbanter.com/punk/8974...-punk-ftw.html

http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...-requests.html

There's a hazing ritual before they start handing out big avies.

Friends are gay

This. Tell me that I am everything you despise, that I am the personification of evil, that I'm responsible for the breakdown of the social fabric of society and world order, that I am a one man genocide. Say everything you want to say to me now - because you don't have long.

Are you not paying attention or are you delusional? You've broken every arms embargo written. There's enough in those briefcases to buy you consecutive life sentences. You'll spend ten years going from a cell to a courtroom before you even start doing your time. You don't seem to fully appreciate the seriousness of your situation!

My family has disowned me. My wife and son have left me. My brother is dead. Trust me, I fully appreciate the seriousness of my situation. But I promise you I won't spend a single second in a courtroom.

You are delusional.

I like you, Jack. Well, maybe not. But I understand you. You feel your loyalty to your badge has finally been rewarded. But you haven't counted on the people who gave you that badge. Let me tell you what's going to happen so you can prepare yourself. Soon there's going to be a knock on that door and you're going to be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who outranks you. First, he will compliment you on the fine job you've done, how you're making the world a safer place and then he is going to tell you that I am to be released. You are going to protest, you will probably threaten to resign. But in the end I will be released. The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I will be convicted. I do rub shoulders with the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of those men are the enemies of your enemies.And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss, the President of the United States - who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year - sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply opposition forces he can't be seen supplying. You call me evil, but, unfortunately for you, I am a necessary evil.


Most people are happy just to get out of jail. I expect to be paid to leave. I'm not a fool. I know that just because they need me one day doesn't mean they won't make me a scapegoat the next.

For someone who's never fired a gun or been in a battle, I have suffered many casualties in my life. I guess that's how I survived. I never went to war... especially with myself.

I'd like there to be about 150%-200% more activity on the boards, but otherwise it's a phenomenal, life changing experience. Sometimes traumatizing.

Well, it seems like most forums are fairly dead these days, (compared to 10 years or so ago) maybe in part due to most people having gone to reddit and facebook.

That's a shame. For some reason, I can't stand Reddit. I've had 2-3 accounts on there but always end up deleting it after a few weeks.

Yeah, what ****ing losers.

*eats 3 microwaved burritos with ranch*

This is one of the most offensive things I've ever seen in my life.

I wish I had something better, but they're not particularly good burritos so a bit of tabasco/sriracha/habanero sauce and ranch and they're solid when you're blazed.

The spicy versions of ranch are tolerable I guessss. (I would kill for an actual burrito right now, though. I've been eating plain tortillas all day)

It's not as vile as ranch with pizza. There are SO many people who do that. They are heathens who should be exiled.

(Wait actually doesn't Dominos or some other chain have an option to replace the regular red sauce with ranch?? Unless I hallucinated that)


It is. I miss active forums, especially the really niche ones; they were oddly fascinating to lurk in. They do still exist, though. I just wish the cooking forums were more active again :c

Reddit has always annoyed me as well [I prefer Metafilter, personally], though there are some interesting smaller subreddits that are tolerable. [Mainly the hobby-related ones]

No one sneaks up on a Hawk. That's why he got bitch slapped with the ban hammer :bonkhead:

Thats some fire right there.

Also, hotdogs with salsa and Ramen with tuna.







*burp*

Did it again, except it was a 60 footer. My drive was closer.

Or you can just type to him on Skype but you seem afraid of really debating him.