There is nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken.

Pretty sure you'll get arrested for hunting chicken out of season.

haha

I felt like such an ******* for that joke. It's below even my standards but it made me laugh so **** it I said.

Enjoy your salmonella.

Not even Trollheart would have posted it imo.

lol what?

Dude, he totally would have. I was thinking of him the whole time.

You heard me.

I don't get it. What are you on about?

If you don't season your chicken you will get salmonella. It's simple science.

Oh right.

Great bants.

I like when you fiddle with the tape delay on a beat and it's all like pkpkpkpskoooozzhhhhpskpskpskaaaasakakakakapskeepsk opskkkkpskpskeeeeeerrrrkssssspupupupupupupupskachi apskopskapspskepekekekepskepspsppkupupukseeekikiki kipeuuuuurrrnghggnhszzhpskapskeeeeeeeeerrreereerer erp

Kinda my point really. It's more of a bants thing.

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Me

Everyone please stop and look at my beautiful son who I met this weekend at the Dallas aquarium:

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This was my first time seeing a sloth in real life but I LOVE them; he was just hanging out on a tree right there in the center of the walkway. (I hope he doesn't get stressed out by all of the crowds of people being so extremely close to him) He would periodically turn around slooowly to face someone and peer into their soul for a few moments before going back to his sloth business.

Would be a cool pet if it wasn't for the big claws and the whole probably being endangered and smelly business. I'm just reminded that I got an all year pass to the local Zoo from my sister recently. I should remember using it. I could go and look at a sloth any time. What incredible freedom.

Probably best not to associate with most animals or humans then.

I love him. There's so many poor orphaned birbs out there thanks to stupid, impulsive people who don't realize how much work and attention they require.

Katherine LaNasa Satisfication
 

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^ What is that from?

This was from a show called Satisfaction which had Katherine Lanasa as one important star and the hottest one on that show. It was a big show but got canceled after two seasons.

What if you were a superhero, right? And you were like Superman 2. But you're also the palest ginger freak since Ronald Weasley. How would the other heroes deal with that?

There's nothing wrong with being a pale ginger.

No one has souls.

lol

This is a fun read: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...ifesto/302270/

Ok I'm lying it isn't fun, but it is interesting.

PSYBEAM! Oh **** it was super effective!

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lol. That wouldn't fly in today's world.

lol wtf

I'm stoned and on DXM skibeebopadoop

A tab containing a Billy Ray Cyrus picture (this one, specifically) mysteriously opened itself up on my computer. Should I be frightened? What does he want from me??