I popped a joke avout Tuvan throat singing at a job interview once and got the blankest stares that I've ever seen.

I like to tell myself obscure things that I don't understand, then laugh and silently judge myself.

Same except it was about Grey Gardens which is probably worse. They most definitely did not appreciate an impromptu Little Edie Beale impression.

Best enjoyed blazed.
Thank me later.

Today I mildly offended the people at my job and was treated like a leper because I called the movie Belly hot garbage. It's not my fault if you cretins like bad movies and can't even recognize that they're bad. I couldn't even get anyone to agree that Nas was a bad actor. Like, what? Did we see the same movie?

God I hate stuff.

i once had an argument with friends that saw 3 of them gang up on me because i said the happening was a bad movie

the ****ing happening

Apparently since I don't like Belly I must like Brokeback Mountain. Basically because not liking a move that's pandering to hip hop fans who want to watch cut-rate Scarface I must be a fag.

Tell them that Family Guy sucks.

I don't think that it would have had the same effect, since they were black and seemed to think that me not liking a "black movie" constituted racism. And yes, they did explicitly bring up this point and those quotes are an actual quote.

Rave about how good Moonlight is.

I would if I knew what that was. Now I wish I'd brought up Malcom X just so I could sound like a patronizing white *******.

It's a coming of age movie about a gay black boy with a drug addicted mother.

brokeback mountain is great

That's good. I might have to watch that just so I can be a patronizing white *******.

It really is.

Every time someone (mover guy in this case) mistakenly thinks I'm a highschool student I gain 10000 HP.

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Oh yes, absolutely (never mind the fact that I have the strength of a marshmallow)

shrek 2 was an inside job

Isn't that where Dan Aykroyd went wrong?

Really overrated film.

I think that it's overrated as well but it's still a strong 4/5.

Moonlight was really good, I thought it was worthy of it's praise. I probably saw better films in 2016, but not many, and not many that told a better story. I actually really liked The Lobster in 2016, but yeah Moonlight was good.

I expected a lot more based off the ratings.

I just reached 2,300 total plays on Soundcloud. Not sure if that's really good or really sad.

When someone says "bite me"

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Looks like a squid tentacle almost.

simon and garfunkel obviously

Podcasts are awesome, but god damn does it make me cringe when I hear someone swallow in-between talking. It's just the worst sound played through a microphone.

I need a good true crime podcast. A long time ago I tried listening to two of the more popular ones and I couldn't because there were too many annoying, grating little things about their voices/storytelling style.

Do you like ASMR?

If you're really tired it's so relaxing.

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Me

@Lisna cheers for the PM, yeah I'm aware mate but I didn't post it on the forum just mentioned it to let people know.

btw Frown I did that mac & cheese recipe but changed it a bit, didn't put onions in it and I went a bit easy on the smoked paprika & mustard powder. Didn't want to overpower it, not sure if the recipe meant English mustard but that's all I've got and it is very hot. Used cheddar, candlewax and parmesan.

It was pretty good, but I think it's more hassle than it's worth.

I'm not sure what English mustard is, I typically use ground mustard. Shoulda stuck to the onions or at least a shallot, but ja you definitely have to be sure that you have the time for it.