still drinking Chula? making it a 2 day party?

Fortunately we only did a single shot last night. But those three bottles being in the neighborhood can equal trouble really fast.

Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.
Don't forget to set your clocks forward.

^I ****ing love Home Movies.

Me too i actually prefer it over Metalocalypse cause it has better character dialogue.

Also Jason is the coolest kid in any cartoon show ever created.

My reviews of Billy Joel's entire discography kicked off today! Check it out.

#realspam

So.

I'm bored.

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ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
ALLOW ME TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A WALL OF TEXT COMPOSED ONLY OF MY FREE-FLOWING SEMI-COHERENT THOUGHTS. MARBLE BALLSACK POTATO EGGBEATER AMARANTH UNDERPANTS ELENORE PAINTBALL GUN PORTUGUESE PAPERCLIP APPLE CHIPS TWO TULIPS SWOLLEN HIP HIP HIP HOORAY SNIFF SNIFF LAUNDRY DETERGENT MY SHOPPING LIST YESTERDAY CONSISTED OF CAT FOOD, FLOSS, AND POTATO CHIPS BUT I ALSO PICKED UP SOME TOOTHPASTE AND A BOX OF CRACKERS THAT HELPED ME THROUGH AN INCREDIBLY DRUNK TIME LAST NIGHT ALL I REMEMBER WAS LISTENING TO ABBA AND GOING ON A MINI TIRADE ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM BUT REALLY CAN YA BLAME ME I MEAN GOOD LORD THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL I WAS LOOKING ON EBAY FOR SOME RANDOM STUFF BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER I JUST CAN'T JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I KEPT LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHT BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOWED UP TO WORK DRUNK THAT WEEK AND NOW I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALL ALWAYS LAUGHING AT EACH OTHER MY BALLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING TO THE LEFT AND TO THE RIGHT IT'S MY BELIEF THAT MY BIG BALLS SHOULD BE HELD EVERY NIGHT THE CAT'S SNIFFING THE KITCHEN TABLE WHY IS HE DOING SUCH A THING IS HE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHOVE OFF THE TABLE HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME LEAVE IT BOY HE'S GETTING HUGE THE BATLORD IS AN ASSHOLE GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM COMMENCING COUNTDOWN ENGINES ON CHECK IGNITION AND MAY GOD'S LOVE BE WITH YOU THIS GIRL I KNOW HAS JUST TEXTED ME SHE'S STONED AND WATCHING DRACULA AND NOW SHE'S GONNA WATCH WINNIE THE POOH BLESS HER HEART WHAT A DOLL SHE REMINDS ME OF MY LITTLE SISTER THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE BUT ONE OF THEM IS SIGNIFICANTLY FATTER AND WHINIER MY CAT'S MOUTH IS REALLY CUTE THERE'S A BIRD CAWING OUTSIDE WHAT IS HE CAWING ABOUT AND WHY IS HE CAWING IS THERE SOME OTHER NOISE THAT BIRD CAN MAKE FOR A SECOND THERE WAS SOME WOMAN SCREAMING AT ANOTHER PERSON IN SOME VIOLENT SOUNDING ASIAN LANGUAGE TODAY AND SHE REALLY HAD NO COURTESY FOR ANYONE AROUND HER I WONDER WHY SHE WAS SO ANGRY DID SHE WAKE UP ON THE WONG SIDE OF THE EGGROLL TODAY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PERSON AND A SERIAL KILLER IS WHAT THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY'RE GONNA CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER WOULDN'T IT BE NICER IF THEY WERE SLIGHTLY WARM SURE THEY'RE DEAD BUT BEING COLD JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY IN FACT I'M SURE MY NEXT AND LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE MORGUE SO I HOPE I LEAVE BEHIND AN EXCEPTIONAL CORPSE YOU SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO DO THE SAME MAKE THAT TWISTED NECRO MORTICIAN WANT IT MAN THIS STUPID RANT IS GETTING LONG AND EXHAUSTING WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR THIRD REICH HITLER ON A TRICYCLE WITH RIPPED PANTS AND A CLOWN FACE MAYBE I SHOULD POST THIS NOW PERHAPS I SHOULD POST THIS NOW
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^ "Five stars!" - The Frownland Revue