https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MujRLvZ61jE

I want to spend Christmas at Frownie's house so I can see the look on his face when he opens his gift from me and it's Guitar Hero.

I got 93% on Through the Fire & Flames in expert mode once.

There's Ricky:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77VxIsxQLGg

...and then there's everyone else:

https://i.imgur.com/EvV2ynu.jpg

I'd be in there too, tbh.

https://i.imgur.com/1zX9J75.jpg

For some reason that reminds me of this fundraising thing my elementary school did with a haunted house, a dunking booth, some thing where you got a goldfish or something, and what reminded me was this pile of sand and you'd pay like one ticket and you'd dig in there to find these tiny, cheap dinosaur toys. And for weeks after during recess we'd dig in this sand pit because there'd be ****ty dinosaur toys and we wanted them.

You should go see if there's still some in there.

In fifth grade my teacher set up this "archeology dig" in a field next to the school. The night before the dig I went out and buried a bunch of barbie heads, and was giddy the whole next day waiting to see the look on my classmates faces when they uncovered them. Mfw the time finally came, and not a single barbie head was found. I still don't know what happened.

I found a couple of .45 bullets in the sandbox at school in 2nd grade and the school blamed it on me and suspended me for a week.

Reminds me of the time I handed a handful of nuts and bolts to the guy in front of me on a roller coaster as we were climbing the first hill.

The last few posts remind me of a time when we were playing in an area where a new subdivision was being built. They were just putting in a sewer system at the time, so there was this sewer port already buried, but with nothing hooked up to it yet, and water flow wasn't going to be a concern. So we take off the lid because we were going to chill or have a makeshift fort or whatever, and the first thing we see is a Playboy magazine resting atop the dirt floor. I was young, so I knew what it was but didn't give it the proper thought before I brought it home, handed it to the folks and said, "Look what we found."

And I joined longer ago, but am still significantly behind. I feel like I post more than you, but apparently not. A lot of your posts must be in music threads that I don't read.

Schools have weird policies. Sometimes "zero-tolerance" isn't the best way to go. Like the kids who eat their toast into the shape of a pistol and pretend to shoot others and end up getting suspended.

I also wish that we could instill in children that their "permanent record" means jack shit in real life.

Someone brought a knife to school with the intention of killing one of my friends one time.

I used to take at least 3 knives with me every day, and brass knuckles in case shit popped off.

EDIT: I had a feud with this one dude. We got into a talking match in the parking lot one afternoon and he pulled a flail http://store.epiclarparmory.com/spre...ct/ME-0046.png from his car and tried to attack me with it. That was the last straw. So, the next day at lunch, I walked up to him and he said "do something" so I kicked his ass in front of everyone until the school's resource officer tackled me. Then I got suspended. He had been harassing my sister who was pregnant with the baby of an "illegally immigrated" Mexican who was too old for her at that time. The dude I beat up got in trouble for being racist, even more so because his mom was a teacher at the school. It was a whole ordeal.]

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I've seen this movie at least 100 times. I love it. Classic David Spade.

Made my day

I just drank three (3) teacups of Four Loko, AMA

r.i.p.

There's being quirky and there's being a train wreck.

Ftfy

ftf(4)y

Yeah totally, I was so out of control drinking the one and only 4loko I'm going to have in my entire life (I don't understand how my roommate drinks them so often; they're extremely gross) while watching wildlife documentaries and folding laundry. Such a train wreck.

If you drink it out of a tea cup then you're in need of help.

Says the guy who poops in a bucket

Am I the gold standard now?

I'm guessing you don't have four roommates who like to hoard all of the cups in the house in their rooms (which means it's either jars or teacups for me half the time)

Doesn't Four Loko come in a can?

Yeah but I don't like drinking from cans. (note: this was a GIANT can especially for my tiny bird hands)

Wait, this isn't normal?

*steps away from computer* MOM!

I feel like that's a bunch of bs but I've never looked into the science of it to mock your video :)

Chillin with a friend of mine and we just got super stoned. Now we're setting up to play Super Smash Bros Melee. Hell yeee.

Good poast.

I want to put kittens in that cat.