Aight, so now I'm two months into secondary high, and I'm pretty sure I've made a bad impression on my music teacher. Showing up late for band practice, forgetting to do my homework, having (legitimate) doctor/dentist appointments or being sick on the exact days that we have music lessons (it's becoming something of an issue), chatting too much in class, you know, stuff like that. But I'mma show that guy. Tomorrow is our first test in musical theory, and y'know what, I'll get a 6. That's the top grade, guys. My music teacher will learn that Isbjørn is a force to be reckoned with. Stay tuned.

Getting good grades doesn't make you a good student.

I know, but I want to prove that I'm not completely incompetent

Then print out every single one of your posts from this site and show them to him. He'll be so impressed.

Just drop out of band you silly Norseman

Yeah, man. And I'll show my journal to my English teacher

Show MY journal to your English teacher and pass it off as your own. He'll probably try to suck your dick. That pedo.

It's been a while since a band's name made me snicker as much as the hilariously so-bad-it's-good "Free Nelson Mandoomjazz".

Anyone who writes a long-ass epic about the adventures of himself and various metal performers is clearly a true alpha male

I hate Trent Reznor's rendition of Dead Souls, and I hate Trent Reznor.
I'm sorry