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Grogsy 01-16-2014 10:26 PM

^^^ I don't think there is a single fruit or vegetable I dislike.

Cuthbert 01-16-2014 10:30 PM

Avocados are the only ones I have a dislike for, and I did like them at first until I got food poisoning, now every time I smell one it reminds me of vomiting and puts me right off.

Not really fond of butter beans either. So many better beans you could choose. Pointless things.

ladyislingering 01-16-2014 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1406843)
It's shit imo, too bitter.

Fruit is nature's candy but grapefruit is just .... so wrong.

Burning Down 01-16-2014 10:34 PM

I don't understand why people like carrots and cauliflower.

Grogsy 01-16-2014 10:35 PM

I don't eat meat so it's just as well I like all fruit and veggies :p:

I have never had an upset stomach in my life.

Cuthbert 01-16-2014 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Grogsy (Post 1406853)
I don't eat meat so it's just as well I like all fruit and veggies :p:

I have never had an upset stomach in my life.

Let an avocado go bad and then eat it, you'll know about it ;). Apparently it's quite common for people to get ill from them, and they're a very rich food, high in fat, remember Googling for info as I was crouched down over my bed clutching my stomach in pain.

Cuthbert 01-16-2014 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1406851)
I don't understand why people like carrots and cauliflower.

Cauliflower cheese | BBC Good Food

http://princessfats.files.wordpress....mer-drool1.jpg

Grogsy 01-16-2014 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1406856)
Let an avocado go bad and then eat it, you'll know about it ;). Apparently it's quite common for people to get ill from them, and they're a very rich food, high in fat, remember Googling for info as I was crouched down over my bed clutching my stomach in pain.


Poor you :p:

I travelled all through south east asia for months on a strict budget and never got sick. Meat eaters got caught out though.

ladyislingering 01-16-2014 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1406851)
I don't understand why people like carrots and cauliflower.

I love carrots. And broccoli? More like bro-ccoli.

Cauliflower is too creepy for me to ever think it could taste decent.

And cabbage is so smelly.

Grogsy 01-16-2014 10:48 PM

I eat cauliflower and cabbage raw - good for ya.

djchameleon 01-17-2014 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1406851)
I don't understand why people like carrots and cauliflower.

You wonder why your eye sight is so bad? :p:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1406861)
I love carrots. And broccoli? More like bro-ccoli.

Cauliflower is too creepy for me to ever think it could taste decent.

And cabbage is so smelly.

If you like broccoli there is no reason why you shouldn't like Cauliflowers. Well I guess the only reason is just the way it looks but if you close your eyes and eat it is basically the same thing as broccoli they are in the same family.

Corn Beef and Cabbage is so good. you are missing out. Unless you don't eat meat.



http://lets-have-a-beer.com/walmart-...are-done-6947/

I almost spit water out on my laptop screen at some of those.

Cuthbert 01-17-2014 04:12 AM

Corned beef is excellent. Corned beef hash is a fantastic tea.

The price of it now though, it's meant to be a cheap alternative to roast beef and now it costs almost as much.

Plankton 01-17-2014 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1406915)
Corned beef is excellent. Corned beef hash is a fantastic tea.

The price of it now though, it's meant to be a cheap alternative to roast beef and now it costs almost as much.

Wait... WHAT?

Really hoping thats a typo.

Paul Smeenus 01-17-2014 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1406954)
Wait... WHAT?

Really hoping thats a typo.


You have to remember that British English is almost a different language. Tea is like brunch.

Plankton 01-17-2014 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1406956)
You have to remember that British English is almost a different language. Tea is like brunch.

Oh ok, got it. CBH for midday tea kinda thing. I'm down with that.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-17-2014 11:47 AM

I want
WOMEN
WANAWAKE
L'FEMMES
BASI
WOMEN
WOMEN
WOMEN
JUST WOMEN
JUST SEXY WOMEN
FAT, SKINNY, AND THICK WOMEN

zombie kid 01-17-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1407006)
I want
WOMEN
WANAWAKE
L'FEMMES
BASI
WOMEN
WOMEN
WOMEN
JUST WOMEN
JUST SEXY WOMEN
FAT, SKINNY, AND THICK WOMEN

Go out and find one then, instead of wasting your life away on the Internet.

Key 01-17-2014 12:26 PM

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She's 92 and still going strong.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-17-2014 12:54 PM

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...rds-0os1mV.jpg
I just love me some Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump

Burning Down 01-17-2014 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1406857)

Homer wouldn't touch cauliflower with a ten foot pole.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1406861)
Cauliflower is too creepy for me to ever think it could taste decent.

I AGREE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1406899)
You wonder why your eye sight is so bad? :p:

lol, it's getting better actually! :laughing:

Paul Smeenus 01-17-2014 02:00 PM

Cauliflower is really good with ranch dip

Burning Down 01-17-2014 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1407041)
Cauliflower is really good with ranch dip

Ranch dips and dressing even make carrots taste good, but cauliflower is absolutely hopeless, even when smothered in the finest ranch dips.

Isbjørn 01-18-2014 01:52 AM

What's a ranch dip

Cuthbert 01-19-2014 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grogsy (Post 1406825)
By the way - I support Liverpool .............

Top notch from the Scousers here:


BEST Fields of Anfield rd ever Liverpool chelsea semi 1/5/07 - YouTube

Quote:

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road
Really good. I like this too:


Swansea City Hymns And Arias - YouTube

Quote:

And we were singing
Hymns and Arias
Land of my fathers
Ar Hyd Y Nos
The Welsh >>>


Reading vs Stoke Delilah - YouTube

Delilah is good too. Hate the twats but this is class.

The Batlord 01-21-2014 09:26 AM

You know your poo stinks when you have to give yourself a courtesy flush.

Cuthbert 01-21-2014 09:35 AM

Heard from one bloke once, the trick to not having to warn people before they go in = rapid flushing of the toilet.

So literally the second the kids have been dropped off, get that chain pulled. Don't leave them there to contaminate the air for any period of time.

Never tried it.

The Batlord 01-21-2014 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1408599)
Heard from one bloke once, the trick to not having to warn people before they go in = rapid flushing of the toilet.

So literally the second the kids have been dropped off, get that chain pulled. Don't leave them there to contaminate the air for any period of time.

Never tried it.

But ruining everybody else who needs to use the bathroom's day is the best part of taking a ****. Taking a nasty dump five minutes before my mother had to take a shower for work was one of my favorite moments of last year.

djchameleon 01-21-2014 03:00 PM



They should have had Vader join in the middle as the rest of them circle around him and he shows them how it is done.

Cuthbert 01-23-2014 08:27 AM

Genuine q lads, do you lot get pissed off with the lounge lizards? Not pissed off exactly but yeah. I'd say maybe 20% of my posts are about music, 50% about football and sport and the rest are talking rubbish in here like how to flush a toilet quickly after a poo.

ladyislingering 01-25-2014 12:21 AM

https://24.media.tumblr.com/a63ef08f...w3lo1_1280.png

Has anyone from MB gotten the D lately?

The Batlord 01-25-2014 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1409995)
Has anyone from MB gotten the D lately?

Would you like to rephrase that?

ladyislingering 01-25-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1410073)
Would you like to rephrase that?

given the context it's clear that I'm not asking about the D you're thinking of, but the other D: diarrhea.

Paul Smeenus 01-25-2014 08:18 PM

I thought it was gonna be diphtheria

butthead aka 216 01-25-2014 08:19 PM

every other sunday i usually do cause i go out saturday nites and usually drink a ton and eat unhealthy. so the next day im just shiitting myself all day and havin diahrea

Cuthbert 01-26-2014 12:54 PM

lol, Butty's 'glory' thing. Makes me lol.

The Batlord 01-27-2014 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1410221)
every other sunday i usually do cause i go out saturday nites and usually drink a ton and eat unhealthy. so the next day im just shiitting myself all day and havin diahrea

You shit yourself from sucking dick? How much do you swallow?

Plankton 01-27-2014 09:21 AM

What do the Cyrus family have for Thanksgiving?

Twerky.

You've been spammed.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-31-2014 12:57 PM

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/L...YGZpsqGmvl.jpg
I love me some Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards

http://www.parade.com/wp-content/upl...-women-ftr.jpg
My dream woman

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...640_SY720_.jpg
I love this woman from Real World Explosion. SO SEXY

Cuthbert 01-31-2014 05:26 PM

Quote:

Vanderpump
lol

zombie kid 01-31-2014 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1409369)
Genuine q lads, do you lot get pissed off with the lounge lizards? Not pissed off exactly but yeah. I'd say maybe 20% of my posts are about music, 50% about football and sport and the rest are talking rubbish in here like how to flush a toilet quickly after a poo.

So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?


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