Oh wtf..

Wait... did you infantalize a fellow wahmen. Hahahahaha!

I'm going back to sleep

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People are garbage.

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You called it 9/11 I called it taking out the trash.

What bothers you more? That you infantalized a full grown adult woman, or that she looks so much younger than you?

Shut up Charles

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Someone's a petty bitch today.

You love it

A petty bitch with a stick up their ass is quite the loveliest thing.

I toss and turn in my sleep before I actually fall asleep every night. But it's organized. I start out on my back. Then eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and I turn to my right so that I'm lying on my right side. Eventually I get restless and uncomfortable and turn again on my stomach. Then after awhile I turn on my left side. Then I turn so that I'm on my back again. Every night I do this in the same direction, same four positions (though lying on my left side in-between lying on my stomach and then my back tends to either be short or sometimes skipped because I don't particularly like the position) and I never, ever switch directions. Ever. From my point of view I'm turning clockwise and I always turn clockwise and this is non-negotiable. And this entire process happens multiple times a night. Just turn and turn and turn and turn etc etc etc. I just can't stay still and stop turning until I'm in about to fall asleep mode, which can take an hour or longer. Pretty sure I can never have a wife I sleep in the same bed with because of this.

Does anyone else do this?

Do you have sleep apnea? Restless leg syndrome and restless sleep in general is associated with it.

You'll never have a wife you sleep with for other reasons.
I always have turning and twisting patterns although they're not as complex as yours. Never bothered anyone I slept with either.

I twist and turn a lot, especially because of my restless legs, but it's not patterned. Somehow it never was a problem with my girlfriend though, she just fell asleep soon and lay there peacefully while I was flailing around like a fish on land

No this is when I'm awake. I don't really toss and turn when I'm asleep most of the time.

Gotcha. Maybe your mattress and pillows suck and your body is just too gargantuan find a comfortable position so you've superstitioned yourself into believing you need this routine to fall asleep.

Is that why you stopped eating pizza?

I mean sure, in a way lol

My stepmom told me when I was little that fat people can only sleep on their stomachs because their lungs can't inflate fully when on their backs, like elephants. So I trained myself to sleep ONLY my back to prove I'm not fat. Still do. There are people out there everywhere just waiting to see you do fat people things. NEVER RELAX, ALWAYS BE VIGILANT.

I find myself morbidly fascinated by these videos. Historic.

This video seems to suggest that metalheads are goofy dorks rather than hardcore pussy slayers. How strange.

Fantastic! That kid calling on girls at least 14 years old (or younger) was diamond. And his room and all that KISS stuff and that cassette of their band looks cool af. And then that dog at the end omg <3 <3 <3

Just awesome ass **** and then the two of them give this rehearsed synchronized speech at the very end!!!


5/5 classic

Not gonna lie, that kid is basically you with better taste. Maybe he's got some Bauhaus vinyl under that Dr. Feelgood.

I took a piss once while Dr. Feelgood was playing.