I used to go commando quite a bit until my special friend got caught in my zipper. Hurt like **** and gave me a skin tag that stuck around for months.

Never again.

penises seem like they're just really weird and I have no idea how people with penises deal with those things.

It's like a pet but you don't have to give it exercise. That doesn't stop us though.

do you ever just want to like, take it off and put it away for a while?

how do you even put your pants on?

HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH A PENIS

I guess I'm just used to it. Whenever it gets in the way I just stuff it into my belly button.

We generally take a very "Hands on" approach.

:laughing:

as much as I love men of the 1960s/70s, I wonder how they ever got their junk to fit in the tightest of pants without looking distressed at all. (And if maybe modern men are just not that hardcore, so they prefer to wear jeans that are practically trailing on the ground.)

I assume a team effort would simplify things, but I'm also aware that you'll never be able to confirm that.

I imagine so. So how Ki help you with your's?

My ladyboner, or my unfortunate fetish for men of the 1970s?

Well, skinny jeans are a quasisimilar to the pants you describe. To quote my sister 'I can see your whole penis!' Ah those high school days.

BBC Newsbeat - Police appeal after man dies in online Punch4Punch game

Punching someone to death in a drinking game; sucking 24 cocks in Magaluf for a free drink. British people :o:.

I feel like this is a young guy in makeup but could be wrong.


Drunk muscles couldn't help him out!

Tom Brady day Two women: Bridget and Gisele
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What do you think of Gisele's shaved head/low cut?

@ Franco's post


Damn. All that money and he can't even scrape up enough to buy his woman a cheeseburger.

It looks alright. But she needs a little more hair but a bobby cut is not bad on here.

Kiekiekiekie:wave::wave: You are Batlord. I don't think he is happy that his ex and wife are getting along.

That just depends on whether they're getting along with him at the same time or just together.

I mean Tom is not happy that they get along together without Tom involved. He wants them to only care for his sake but not for them to have a friendship. They are both models, so I am not shocked entirely.

Big Narstie - Don't Sit Down [Official Video] - YouTube

lol pretty sick tbh.

I want to do this to a woman with a nice rounded booty

Four years on since Raoul Moat. Probably the most surreal news story of my life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_No...Police_manhunt

I hereby award you the medal for Most Confusing Post Ever.

dude, I love Saved by the Bell.

because I am a sad, sad human being who loves stupid shit.

Dude two of the girls are babes.

Tiffany Amber Thiessen, though. fuck. what a gorgeous lady.

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If I was older, I could get them to make love. Threesome.

Lisa was hot too, can't believe you excluded her.

Lisa was hot too. Don't get me wrong. She was a fine and still pretty. But I am talking the hottest women.
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Tiffani Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley. They were the hottest bitches that I seen on that show

my tribute for Lisa
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gah that picture, I think that was after her plastic surgery.

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Wiley - Eskimo Dance 8 bar - YouTube

woah

This is my favorite thread on this whole message board so far. 10/10 would read again.

Celebrity Booze Tasting with Danny Brown - YouTube

Coolest guy in Hip-Hop tbh. Would like to go out for a pint with him. Seems a right laugh.

And lol at Pharrell's drink.

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This person needs David Schwimmer or an impersonator to come to their birthday party.

David Schwimmer Needed | bar, food, hospitality | City of Toronto | Kijiji

Girl/Girl Scene is one LGBT show that I can enjoy
the four important honeys for me.
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I would bang this bitch hard if she was my girl.
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Any bisexual chicks. This woman might be your need. kiekiekie
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Hot thing. Ladies, need a side woman. This could be the one. She lives in Minnesota. I cannot believe that I have never seen her.
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Anymore to say. What a babe. Threesome for any woman or man.

Ideal couples
Roni Jonah and Tucky Williams. I know they already made love but here I want them as a couple.
- Both of them are *******s
- They love to be wild
- Lack real compassion
- Plus Trista and Evan had a good time making love
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Avery and Bender
- Both are uncommitted
- Adventurers
- Both are too emotional
- They can use each other as they please
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