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Lucem Ferre 10-15-2016 03:29 AM

When will women realize that plastic surgery typically makes you look worse?

grindy 10-15-2016 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1758259)
When will people realize that plastic surgery typically makes you look worse?

ftfy

Oriphiel 10-15-2016 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1758259)
When will women realize that plastic surgery typically makes you look worse?

Around the same time when humanity finally realizes that being an aggressive douche to the people working in retail who are forced to interact with them accomplish nothing besides temporarily boosting their dwindling sense of self-esteem, the reliance on which makes them feel like insecure and unfulfilled shit-weasels whenever there's nobody around for them to shit on.

It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause everyone deals with low self-esteem in their own way, and it usually ain't pretty.

The Batlord 10-15-2016 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Suzy Creamcheese (Post 1758261)
Around the same time when humanity finally realizes that being an aggressive douche to the people working in retail who are forced to interact with them accomplish nothing besides temporarily boosting their dwindling sense of self-esteem, the reliance on which makes them feel like insecure and unfulfilled shit-weasels whenever there's nobody around for them to shit on.

It ain't gonna happen. 'Cause everyone deals with low self-esteem in their own way, and it usually ain't pretty.

Thank god I work at Burger King. I don't know what I'd do if what I was selling to the customers wasn't a consumable I could spit in.

DwnWthVwls 10-15-2016 08:40 AM


Aux-In 10-15-2016 09:06 AM


Tristan_Geoff 10-15-2016 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1758304)
Thank god I work at Burger King. I don't know what I'd do if what I was selling to the customers wasn't a consumable I could spit in.

If I sent this to the Burger King execs you could be living on your own and jobless.

Blank. 10-15-2016 09:24 AM

^ Do it!

The Batlord 10-15-2016 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1758333)
If I sent this to the Burger King execs you could be living on your own and jobless.

lol @ getting in contact with actual human beings at burger king headquarters

Tristan_Geoff 10-15-2016 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1758338)
lol @ getting in contact with actual human beings at burger king headquarters

http://www.tellusaboutus.com/comment...urgerking.aspx

I'm one call away bitch, now you know not to **** with me.


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