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Old 10-05-2015, 09:22 AM   #5901 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2015, 12:36 PM   #5904 (permalink)
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I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.
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Old 10-05-2015, 12:41 PM   #5905 (permalink)
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I just got a text from a number I don't recognize.

They said "Grettings".

I said "Penguins".

I wonder how long this conversation will continue.
One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/
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I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."
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One time I got a phone call on my cellphone for a Dr. Patel, cause it was a new phone# and everything. I didn't tell them it was a wrong number, I just said 'he couldn't come to the phone right now cause he's in the restroom.' Then she asked me how long he will be. The conversation lasted longer than I wanted to. :/
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My mom has a knack for calling me when she's on the toilet, or about to be sitting on it. It's ridiculous.


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I had that happen to me once. Lady called a few times even though initially I said it wasn't the right number. The third time, I asked, "So what's this [person] all about?" She said, "You don't want to know."
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Old 10-05-2015, 12:57 PM   #5909 (permalink)
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I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.
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I would have done an over the phone diagnosis and recommended your brand of ice cream. Gotta rake in those royalties, and the neopolitan is declining in popularity.
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