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Old 04-17-2018, 03:47 PM   #17461 (permalink)
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**** yourself when you fart.
Trying to figure out the logistics of this. Do you fuck yourself after you fart or do you do both simultaneously?
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:49 PM   #17462 (permalink)
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Doing it all wrong... Youre supposed to chug disgusting forties and **** yourself when you fart.
I don't drink 40s. I drink six packs of 16oz Steel Reserve cans. 40s are for wimps. But the second half is a constant terror.
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Old 04-17-2018, 03:54 PM   #17463 (permalink)
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Edit: My apologies Lord of Bats.. *drink disgusting 6 packs of Steel Reserves.


I'd imagine it's a lot like this:

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Old 04-17-2018, 04:19 PM   #17464 (permalink)
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Edit: My apologies Lord of Bats.. *drink disgusting 6 packs of Steel Reserves.


I'd imagine it's a lot like this:
Basically but then you get used to the vileness and learn to love the drunkenness. It's booze. You're not drinking it for the taste, otherwise you'd drink non-alcoholic ****. You're drinking it to get drunk.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:21 PM   #17465 (permalink)
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I remember feeling that way when I was 15. Now I get drunk and don't have a taste to get used to. Win win. Plus I usually drink stronger stuff than Steel Reserve anyways. Why aren't you just drinking Everclear?
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:34 PM   #17466 (permalink)
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I just buy the **** on my way home from work and don't make a federal case out of it. I just wanna get drunk.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:36 PM   #17467 (permalink)
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I only drink for taste.. I don't even like getting drunk. 1 to 2 beers max nowadays. I'm probably the minority.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:37 PM   #17468 (permalink)
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I just buy the **** on my way home from work and don't make a federal case out of it. I just wanna get drunk.
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Basically but then you get used to the vileness and learn to love the drunkenness. It's booze. You're not drinking it for the taste, otherwise you'd drink non-alcoholic ****. You're drinking it to get drunk.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:37 PM   #17469 (permalink)
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Also over here representing gentlemanly, refined alcoholicism.
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Old 04-17-2018, 04:42 PM   #17470 (permalink)
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Im with Batty on this one. For around 5 bucks or so i can get blackout drunk and that's good enough for me.
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