The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[windsock]

At least they admit it now. I glanced at an article where they try to dispel the comparisons and I ****ing lol'd.

[The Batlord]

TFW your Chromebook can't play MKV's but it can play MP4's and your version of Jurassic Park is an MP4 and you nut cause you didn't think you'd be able to watch Jurassic Park.

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

TFW your Chromebook can't play MKV's but it can play MP4's and your version of Jurassic Park is an MP4 and you nut cause you didn't think you'd be able to watch Jurassic Park.

[The Batlord]

Don't talk to me for two hours cause I will be watching Jurassic Park, the most momentous and important movie of my early childhood. I will be willing to do plug afterward but absolutely not before I finish Jurassic Park.

OMG excited!

[Marie Monday]

Originally Posted by elphenor

what nerd meant when I was growing up was:

guy with no self-confidence who developed an obsession with corporate brands and usually misogynistic tendencies

video games and Star Trek are not a subculture otherwise, they're huge cultural phenomenons that everyone likes

yeah, the 9gag nerd. ugh

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Don't talk to me for two hours cause I will be watching Jurassic Park, the most momentous and important movie of my early childhood. I will be willing to do plug afterward but absolutely not before I finish Jurassic Park.

OMG excited!

omg i'm going to watch it too but on vhs

[Oriphiel]

I actually own it on vhs.

Right next to my old childhood copy of Gremlins.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by elphenor

what nerd meant when I was growing up was:

guy with no self-confidence who developed an obsession with corporate brands and usually misogynistic tendencies

video games and Star Trek are not a subculture otherwise, they're huge cultural phenomenons that everyone likes

I was kind of that no self-confidence guy with misogynistic tendencies many years ago. The reason why I listen to so many female artists now actually stems from that. One day, I somehow had the self insight to realize I didn't have just cause for considering women useless at making good music. So I challenged myself on it and over the years I ended up thinking women are probably better at music than men

I somehow changed from being a young and confused future incel/alt right candidate to being a sjw soyboy cuck who likes girly music. I definitely used to fulfill the stereotype of the PC game addicted misogynist who didn't know how to speak to other people. I stay away from my past because it makes me cringe.

[The Batlord]

I have it on VHS but my VHS player is ****ed. I've watched it on VHS probably more than any movie ever and would love to watch it on my TV as I'd be able to blast the volume but such is life.

Honestly one of my favorite memories as a child is when I went to a video store as a very young child (like 5 or 6) and tried to rent Jurassic Park right after it came out on video and the clerk told me that all the versions for rent were already rented out, and I was heartbroken. But there was a version to buy and my mother knew how much it meant to me so I just got a version for my own forever without ever expecting it. The feeling of blatant exultation is something I like to think made my mother's year.

P.S. Dan Muldoon was the true hero of the movie and should never have died cause the unfulfilled injustice of him watching that man die as he tried to save him at the beginning was never resolved and it's never sat right with me. At the very least he should have been able to put down ONE of the raptors with that badass ****ing shotgun.

"SHOOT HER!!!" 4 lyfe

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