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Scots_ML 06-10-2009 01:58 AM

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed
 
If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking
world go round, isn't it about time that the city of Glasgow received
some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

Antonio 06-10-2009 01:59 AM

wait wut

Freebase Dali 06-10-2009 02:07 AM

When's the last time you saw a Glasgow woman making the rockin' world go 'round?

Scots_ML 06-10-2009 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 678361)
When's the last time you saw a Glasgow woman making the rockin' world go 'round?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

asshat 06-10-2009 03:05 AM

I'm guessing you're from edinborough/aberdeen.

Scots_ML 06-10-2009 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by asshat (Post 678370)
I'm guessing you're from edinborough/aberdeen.

Nope, I'm from Glasgow, born and bred!!
Self deprecation is an art form here. :laughing:

LoathsomePete 06-10-2009 11:56 AM

I went to Glasgow for a day when I was living in Wales and I noticed a lot of what I would consider in North America to be hipsters. It seemed like everyone was in this semi formal/ casual dress that included a suit jacket, blue jeans, and either a nice button up shirt or "retro" shirt. I felt scruffy with my torn blue jeans and weathered leather jacket. However I gotta say that the people in Glasgow were far nicer than the people in Edinburgh, also their accent was a little bit clearer. Plenty of fit girls too, however Edinburgh had it's fair share.

Comus 06-10-2009 12:10 PM

The difference here is fat bottomed girls and obese bottomed girls. Also do you trust freddy mercury of all people to sing about women?

Scots_ML 06-10-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Comus (Post 678556)
The difference here is fat bottomed girls and obese bottomed girls. Also do you trust freddy mercury of all people to sing about women?

Having been to the states I would have to say that your definition of fat is probably slightly different to ours, although we're getting there. :yikes:

I'm sure that after living with a woman for most of his adult life Freddie would be only too aware of a womans butt. ;)
Anyhoo isn't the song prompted by a childhood nannie who was, how shall we put it, rotund in the posterior region?

Comus 06-10-2009 01:32 PM

I live in the UK.

Janszoon 06-10-2009 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Scots_ML (Post 678358)
If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, fat bottomed girls make the rocking
world go round, isn't it about time that the city of Glasgow received
some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?

I would nominate Puerto Rico instead.

Scots_ML 06-10-2009 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Comus (Post 678626)
I live in the UK.

oops!!:o:

SATCHMO 06-10-2009 02:35 PM

I am certainly not opposed to a lil' junk in the trunk.

Janszoon 06-10-2009 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 678723)
I am certainly not opposed to a lil' junk in the trunk.

Me neither but I've always hated the choice of words in that phrase though. Sounds like someone walking around with a dump in their pants.

SATCHMO 06-10-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 678732)
Me neither but I've always hated the choice of words in that phrase though. Sounds like someone walking around with a dump in their pants.

Ahem....I am not opposed to a lil' funk in the trunk.

Not to be confused with Chuck D's famous words:
"My 98' boomin' with the trunk of funk. All the jealous punks can't stop the dunk"

Janszoon 06-10-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 678734)
Ahem....I am not opposed to a lil' funk in the trunk.

That's not really any better. Now it sounds like you're saying her ass smells.

SATCHMO 06-10-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 678746)
That's not really any better. Now it sounds like you're saying her ass smells.

I was thinking more along the lines of a Bootsy Collins bass line.

As my friend used to say while trying to pick up fat girls:

"Girl your butt is bangin'........into EVERYTHING!"

Freebase Dali 06-10-2009 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scots_ML (Post 678366)
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

It didn't whoosh.
I meant my comment in terms of national visibility.

Could just be my own visibility though.
I can't argue that.

Crowe 06-12-2009 07:47 AM

I was not aware Glasgow was a heavy with the "bootay". When did the memo go out?

SATCHMO 06-13-2009 12:59 AM

Bump.....that rump.

right-track 06-13-2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asshat (Post 678370)
I'm guessing you're from edinborough

I can almost hear you mispronounce that.

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Originally Posted by Comus (Post 678626)
I live in the UK.

Doesn't change the fact that he lived with a woman for half of his life though.
And who said Glaswegians are easier to understand than the people of Edinburgh? :confused:

Antonio 06-13-2009 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowe (Post 680271)
I was not aware Glasgow was a heavy with the "bootay". When did the memo go out?

yeah, and where was i when this went out?

SATCHMO 06-13-2009 11:49 AM

All that Haggis must go straight to the backside.

TheCunningStunt 06-15-2009 08:40 AM

Why are females from Glasgow fat?!

I've never heard that stereotype before

Is it due to comfort eating because of where they live?

S. Flavious Mercurius 06-15-2009 08:55 AM

I have no qualms with a robust rump and the song is excellent, hard not to clap when you here the guitar ramp up at the begining.

S. Flavious Mercurius 06-15-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 680928)
I can almost hear you mispronounce that.



Doesn't change the fact that he lived with a woman for half of his life though.
And who said Glaswegians are easier to understand than the people of Edinburgh? :confused:

At least we spell humor and color correctly.

TumorAttitude 06-15-2009 09:28 AM

*sticks American finger down American throat in remorse*

right-track 06-15-2009 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by S. Flavious Mercurius (Post 682279)
At least we spell humor and color correctly.

How, when we've been spelling those words correctly for centuries?
Comparatively, your nation is still in it's diapers.
Come back when you've learnt to spell correctly, or when you get a culture.
Whatever comes first.

SATCHMO 06-15-2009 11:48 AM

This is off topic, but I have to say David I'm cool with all the differences in spelling and usage between British and American English with the exception of the word "whilst". It just gets under my skin when I read it.

crash_override 06-15-2009 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 682311)
How, when we've been spelling those words correctly for centuries?
Comparatively, your nation is still in it's diapers.
Come back when you've learnt to spell correctly, or when you get a culture.
Whatever comes first.

We have a Declaration of Independence, does that count for anything?

right-track 06-15-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 682345)
We have a Declaration of Independence, does that count for anything?

No.

right-track 06-15-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 682340)
This is off topic, but I have to say David I'm cool with all the differences in spelling and usage between British and American English with the exception of the word "whilst". It just gets under my skin when I read it.

I don't have a problem with it either.

:pssst: I only pretend I do whilst winding up the odd Yank.

Scots_ML 06-15-2009 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 682345)
We have a Declaration of Independence, does that count for anything?

Yes of course it does it does: It was written mostly by British folk.:wave:


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