I would like the power to stop women nagging me just by looking at them.

Cool your jets Dready.

I dont know whats better, a little peace or immense sexual pleasure.

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EDIT: I was long overdue for an offensive, sexist joke.

The same city as me :banghead:

As for super powers... Time control would be the ultimate power, but that's like cheating so I'll say invisibility.

I'd probably be the ultimate puzzle solver. Where no mystery I was curious about would be a mystery for more than 5 days. Imagine all the conspiracy theorists I'd upset...

I would protect ladies from the unwanted attentions of drunk pre pubescent boys in night clubs (well they may as well be) and then take them home myself later.

i'd choose the power of flight, but wouldn't help anyone with it.


you fuckers are on your own! :p:

This power of yours should probably come with a "morning after clause" just to be on the safe side, jackhammer.

Includes all the important things like "the leave behind list"....the leave behind list of all her lady friends, contact numbers, and photos.

Or when she asks when she'll see you next. Just refer her to section 4, paragraph 3 "...no friendships, only business transactions. However repeat transactions may occur"

Just a few mandatory things that should go without saying;)

Fantastic. My power name shall be Shaggy.