If you had a just 1 super power..

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 10:42 AM

The ability to look at any woman, even a picture of them, close your eyes, teleport them into your room.

And **** them senseless.

If they don't find you attractive..

Bollocks to that. Just do it.

If the police ask questions, just rub out the real men don't. And leave the rape bit. Tell them that she had instructions on her body.

Arya Stark · 06-19-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

The ability to look at any woman, even a picture of them, close your eyes, teleport them into your room.

And **** them senseless.

If they don't find you attractive..

Bollocks to that. Just do it.

If the police ask questions, just rub out the real men don't. And leave the rape bit. Tell them that she had instructions on her body.

Are you kidding me?

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Are you kidding me?

That depends on whether or not you carry a police badge.

Arya Stark · 06-19-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

That depends on whether or not you carry a police badge.

You're disgusting.

cavanherk · 06-19-2009, 10:48 AM

Flight. I would be good and bad...but mostly good.

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

You're disgusting.

No, I'm joking. There's a difference.

Although I admit I don't have a moral compass.

I stand by my original statement, I want the super power of flight.

WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

sleepy jack · 06-19-2009, 12:06 PM

Oh aren't you cool! An atheist with no moral compass! It's this sort of lack of intellectualism and faux-nihilism which makes me refuse to identify myself as an atheist. I hope you get violently raped.

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 02:46 PM

You just identified yourself as an atheist. You lied when you said you refused to. Naughty boy.

Arya Stark · 06-19-2009, 02:51 PM

No. He said he was an atheist. But he's not going to go around telling that to everyone because of people like you.

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

No. He said he was an atheist. But he's not going to go around telling that to everyone because of people like you.

That implies I have gone around telling everyone I'm athiest?

Because I asked a hypothetical question about Heaven and Hell on an internet forum and as the conversation digressed I mentioned I was atheist.

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cavanherk barefoot troubadour Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 143	Flight Flight. I would be good and bad...but mostly good.

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TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	The ability to look at any woman, even a picture of them, close your eyes, teleport them into your room. And **** them senseless. If they don't find you attractive.. Bollocks to that. Just do it. If the police ask questions, just rub out the real men don't. And leave the rape bit. Tell them that she had instructions on her body.

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TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	You just identified yourself as an atheist. You lied when you said you refused to. Naughty boy.