If you had a just 1 super power..

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

I would want the power to give people STD's just by glaring at them, as well as mixing them up to create new and interesting STD's. I could finally create electro gonorrhea the noisy killer.

Looking at your father may give your mother concerns when she finds out about his STDs..

LoathsomePete · 06-19-2009, 05:51 PM

Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

TheCunningStunt · 06-19-2009, 05:58 PM

Overtake the worlds network broadcasting and make the whole world look into your eyes on the television. Would that work?

crash_override · 06-19-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

With great power, comes great responsibility my friend. Now get out there and start giving people STD's ASAP.

Kool_Dude_HaMeR · 06-19-2009, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

Well they wouldn't live within me, I would just be able to create them in other people by the immense power of my awesomeness.

hmmmm....

Yup my superpower would be: Ultimate Awesomeness.

LoathsomePete · 06-19-2009, 06:05 PM

No you've guys have me all wrong, I'm not just some petty bitter ******* who's looking to harm people out there, just the people that anger me, cut me off, drive too slow, drive too fast, enter the freeway to ridiculously slow speeds, most celebrities, girls who dumped me, girls who turned me down, friends who weren't there for me, dictators, people who look at me funny, every politician, a good portion of the police in this town, the pope, and so on.

Edit: I forgot a few

people who talk on their cellphones at checkout lines or on public transportation really loudly, the entire abercrombie & fitch company, every person who sends me spam e-mail, people who beat their spouses or children, and finally pedophiles.

Kool_Dude_HaMeR · 06-19-2009, 06:11 PM

not the best plan giving them to pedos, all the kiddies will be running around with them next. o_0

LoathsomePete · 06-19-2009, 06:14 PM

Oh don't worry the pedos are getting a super strain, kills them within minutes, involving exploding boils in some seriously painful areas.

WWWP · 06-19-2009, 06:33 PM

I want to be able to transform into different dinosaurs.

NSW · 06-19-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I want to be able to transform into different dinosaurs.

From anyone else this would make me roll my eyes...but not from you. It just fits really. lol

06-19-2009, 05:51 PM	#92 (permalink)
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06-19-2009, 06:05 PM	#96 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	No you've guys have me all wrong, I'm not just some petty bitter ******* who's looking to harm people out there, just the people that anger me, cut me off, drive too slow, drive too fast, enter the freeway to ridiculously slow speeds, most celebrities, girls who dumped me, girls who turned me down, friends who weren't there for me, dictators, people who look at me funny, every politician, a good portion of the police in this town, the pope, and so on. Edit: I forgot a few people who talk on their cellphones at checkout lines or on public transportation really loudly, the entire abercrombie & fitch company, every person who sends me spam e-mail, people who beat their spouses or children, and finally pedophiles. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

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Kool_Dude_HaMeR Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Éire Posts: 66	not the best plan giving them to pedos, all the kiddies will be running around with them next. o_0 __________________ "BTW IDK WTF 'FTW' st&s 4" <-QFT

06-19-2009, 06:14 PM	#98 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Oh don't worry the pedos are getting a super strain, kills them within minutes, involving exploding boils in some seriously painful areas. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

06-19-2009, 05:58 PM	#93 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	Overtake the worlds network broadcasting and make the whole world look into your eyes on the television. Would that work?