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LoathsomePete 06-20-2009 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 687088)
I'd fuck any of you for the sole purpose of statutory rape charges.
You little bastard, I love it!

Urban Hat€monger ? 06-20-2009 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 687088)
I'd fuck any of you for the sole purpose of statutory rape charges.
That's great but who would enforce it if you & this other person were the last people on earth.

FaSho 06-20-2009 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 687088)
I'd fuck any of you for the sole purpose of statutory rape charges.
:(

Alfred 06-20-2009 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 687092)
That's great but who would enforce it if you & this other person were the last people on earth.
Touché

gunnels 06-20-2009 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred (Post 687088)
I'd fuck any of you for the sole purpose of statutory rape charges.
:)

khfreek 06-20-2009 09:57 PM
I'll take boobs.

what, someone's gotta do it!

Astronomer 06-20-2009 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by dac (Post 686689)
Shiseido Red because she could play me Radiohead songs.
dac, 'cause he'd willingly listen to me play bad covers of Radiohead songs. :)

Surell 06-20-2009 11:15 PM
I guess *** sex wouldn't save the world huh?

gunnels 06-20-2009 11:20 PM
That doesn't really matter to me. ;)

Surell 06-20-2009 11:25 PM
o but wait, im not gay.

WWWP 06-20-2009 11:28 PM
My answer depends on whether or not Zombies are involved.

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:29 PM
I love you. :rofl:

Janszoon 06-20-2009 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 687210)
My answer depends on whether or not Zombies are involved.
Zombies are definitely involved.

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:30 PM
That changes everything, then.

WWWP 06-20-2009 11:34 PM
My answer now depends on who wants me.
Keep in mind that I know a LOT about Zombies.

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:35 PM
God. Now you've done it. xD

Janszoon 06-20-2009 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 687220)
My answer now depends on who wants me.
Keep in mind that I know a LOT about Zombies.
So what are you saying? In that situation, for you, zombies would be... like... an option?

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 687222)
So what are you saying? In that situation, for you, zombies would be... like... an option?
I think she's saying someone should pick her because she knows enough to survive against zombie attacks.

lucifer_sam 06-20-2009 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 687222)
So what are you saying? In that situation, for you, zombies would be... like... an option?
hey man, they make a living out of moaning and making pained expressions.

there's a good half of procreation right there for you.

sweet_nothing 06-20-2009 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 687222)
So what are you saying? In that situation, for you, zombies would be... like... an option?
Getting freaky with dead people baby. ;)

WWWP 06-20-2009 11:40 PM
All a girl wants is a stiff one who doesn't speak. ;)

Antonio 06-20-2009 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 687227)
All a girl wants is a stiff one who doesn't speak. ;)
oh, i'll give you a stiff one :pimp:






sorry, had to

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 687229)
oh, i'll give you a stiff one :pimp:






sorry, had to
Aren't you still going through puberty?

Antonio 06-20-2009 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 687230)
Aren't you still going through puberty?
last time i checked, no

Freebase Dali 06-20-2009 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 687230)
Aren't you still going through puberty?
Ohhhhhhhh SNAPple the best stuff on earth just got motherfuckin' better.

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 687232)
Ohhhhhhhh SNAPple the best stuff on earth just got motherfuckin' better.
=3

I was curious. xD

Gone Sugaring 06-20-2009 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 687232)
Ohhhhhhhh SNAPple the best stuff on earth just got motherfuckin' better.
Right as I read this, a Snapple commercial was on.

sweet_nothing 06-20-2009 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Gone Sugaring (Post 687234)
Right as I read this, a Snapple commercial was on.
Holy Mind fuck. I'm drinking Snapple! And it tastes awful!

Freebase Dali 06-20-2009 11:56 PM
The two above comments prove that I'm Jesus.

WWWP 06-20-2009 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 687229)
oh, i'll give you a stiff one :pimp:


sorry, had to
You need to run (not walk) to the closest bookstore and buy a copy of Dating Out Of Your League.






Sorry. I had to.

Arya Stark 06-20-2009 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 687239)
The two above comments prove that I'm Jesus.
What are you trying to say?

You tried to prove you were Satan before, Lovey.

Antonio 06-20-2009 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 687240)
You need to run (not walk) to the closest bookstore and buy a copy of Dating Out Of Your League.






Sorry. I had to.
and i'm ok with that :)

Freebase Dali 06-20-2009 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 687242)
What are you trying to say?

You tried to prove you were Satan before, Lovey.
It's another way of saying I'm nothing, I suppose, according to my absence of a belief system.
Or that I'm jesus.
Whichever.

Janszoon 06-21-2009 12:01 AM
I have some Satan under my sink if you guys need any.

WWWP 06-21-2009 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 687244)
It's another way of saying I'm nothing, I suppose, according to my absence of a belief system.
Or that I'm jesus.
Whichever.
Well then I want to pair off with you so when the world ends I can laugh because Jesus didn't save anyone.
Then we can beat up Zombies.
And reproduce.

Arya Stark 06-21-2009 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 687245)
I have some Satan under my sink if you guys need any.
How much?

Janszoon 06-21-2009 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 687247)
How much?
Only about half a bottle.

Arya Stark 06-21-2009 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 687248)
Only about half a bottle.
Damn. I'll take a share.

Freebase Dali 06-21-2009 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 687246)
Well then I want to pair off with you so when the world ends I can laugh because Jesus didn't save anyone.
Then we can beat up Zombies.
And reproduce.
:laughing:
You gotta promise to fashion me a new loin-cloth though.

Bane of your existence 06-21-2009 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 687233)
=3

I was curious. xD
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Originally Posted by Gone Sugaring (Post 687234)
Right as I read this, a Snapple commercial was on.
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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 687238)
Holy Mind fuck. I'm drinking Snapple! And it tastes awful!
You three posting in a row makes me feel like I have a cavity.


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