Yeah, you should probably start another metalcore thread.

Yeah, I spent a week on a bass guitarist list and it's gotten very few responses.

Yet I can make a thread about any random topic on the general section and it'll reach 20 pages in one day.

I'd say that's a bit lame.

that's life, mayn.

Lol. I like how everyone is cracking jokes and poking fun at billy mays and making light of the situation and it's perfectly acceptable but if you try that sh/t in the MJ thread it's frowned upon and your ass might even get banned.

I guess that's the difference between a thread about a dead musician in one of the music forums and a thread about a dead pitchman in the lounge.

Billy Mays is more of a legend than MJ ever was or ever will be.

lol

MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE, BUT A SUPER POWERED EPOXY!

Sham-wow guy got arrested for biting off a hooker's tongue. :laughing:

xD There are always at least two sides to every story.

Well she was a nasty hooker. So I'll give him some benefit of the doubt.

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Haha...

Apparently nature is back off her vacation I hear?

I will miss Billy Mays. I actually loved his commercials, they made me laugh. In fact, I love infomercials in general, I don't know why. They all have a child-like innocence, where everything works, no matter how silly it is. They immerse you in a magical, happy world where somebody can whip out an orange towel that absorbs like 5 gallons of water and you can get like 200 of them for the low low price of $19.95.

It's also what I call my junk

I know what you mean man. In real life the promoter of that magical orange towel probably bites hooker's tongues off. The real world is a f*cked up place bro.

Patrick Swayze is terminally ill I think.

BILLY MAYS IS KING.

This is really sad for me... I've watched him on TV since I was young. Really going to miss his commercials and 'Pitchmen'. I hope his grave says "Hi, Billy Mayes here!".. seems disrespectful but I think it's a perfect tribute to him.

Exactly! Its just like all those children's shows. Behind all of that child-like innocence, the actors are often the largest of douches who like you said, bite hookers tounges off, or sexually abuse children. Its a scary world out there with all of home products that break all of the time and just don't work. Sometimes its nice to escape from reality for just a little while.