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Haha...

Apparently nature is back off her vacation I hear?

I will miss Billy Mays. I actually loved his commercials, they made me laugh. In fact, I love infomercials in general, I don't know why. They all have a child-like innocence, where everything works, no matter how silly it is. They immerse you in a magical, happy world where somebody can whip out an orange towel that absorbs like 5 gallons of water and you can get like 200 of them for the low low price of $19.95.

It's also what I call my junk

I know what you mean man. In real life the promoter of that magical orange towel probably bites hooker's tongues off. The real world is a f*cked up place bro.

Patrick Swayze is terminally ill I think.

BILLY MAYS IS KING.

This is really sad for me... I've watched him on TV since I was young. Really going to miss his commercials and 'Pitchmen'. I hope his grave says "Hi, Billy Mayes here!".. seems disrespectful but I think it's a perfect tribute to him.

Exactly! Its just like all those children's shows. Behind all of that child-like innocence, the actors are often the largest of douches who like you said, bite hookers tounges off, or sexually abuse children. Its a scary world out there with all of home products that break all of the time and just don't work. Sometimes its nice to escape from reality for just a little while.