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Old 06-30-2009, 10:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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THEY CAN ALSO BE BURNED IN A SAFE ENVIORNMENT.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh those silly hipsters, what'll they do next?!
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Old 06-30-2009, 06:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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... most ****ing-est ****ing hipsters ive ever ****ing seen in my ****ing life
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Old 06-30-2009, 07:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I can't believe this guy lost the presidency, he's a satanic vampire and he loves America what more can you want?
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Jonathon went on to say, "this is now a Holy War between Satanists and Muslims."

Immediately following the burning, Jonathon ordered his Death Dealers and his LDD on high alert, in hopes that Muslims would attack him.
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sweet nothing openly flaunts the fact that he is merely the empty shell of an even more unadmirable member. his loneliness and need for attention bleeds through every letter he types. edit: i would just like to add that i'm ashamed that he's from texas. surely you didn't grow up in texas, did you sweet nothing?
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Old 06-30-2009, 07:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I can't believe this guy lost the presidency, he's a satanic vampire and he loves America what more can you want?
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I am known throughout this world as a Satanic Vampyre and Hecate Witch. All three of these parts of me, are to be respected and feared.


The other night a certain bitch decided he weanted to **** with me. Well, unfortunately I spoke to a Federal Attorney from the Indianapolis District Court about him and the matter. Now I wish I didn't. I rather just hunt him down, and kill him. But, since I went to the feds first, it would be too obvious if he came up missing.


So may this be taken as a warning and a declaration. If anyone esle ever pisses me off and tries to take advantage of me (or screw me over), I swear by Lucifer, I will not call Secret Service or any law enforcement agencies. I will just beat, torture and then kill you. I promise you, your remains will never be found. Actually, there will be no remains to be found.


And to the Muslim world, like I said while I was burning the prayer mat of one of your Muslims, I declare a Holy War on you. This is now a Satanic Holy War.


Haha wtf.
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Old 06-30-2009, 07:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahaha He also makes music!
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Old 07-07-2009, 04:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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As I peruse through the various tunnels of the interwebs, I sometimes come across websites that are just too strange to keep to myself.
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Post all your disturbing finds here.
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I was recentley perusing ebumsworld when I came across these.
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