one may assume whatever they like. it is again a matter of opinion. and i tend to be infatuated with boys in pink. so i shall stay with that

man your avatar is awesome

random change of subject but thankyou.

yes it was pretty random, but is it as random as those two slothes on my windowsill eating mars bars as they chat about finance?

sure it is. those sloths are always there, especially after drinking for a while. as long as they arent evil monkeys like that bastard in family guy.

that excatly what i was just thinking. perhaps i should put a stop to the slothes drinking habbits by pursuing my dream as a trolly man

What The ****

I dont know about you, but id be pretty weary and wouldnt use a condom that has already been opened.. and itching powder is nothing more than ground up fiberglass (the itching powder ive seen anyways) so i think one would have to be either really drunk or just dumb as a rock to not notice that stuff in a condom.

one time when i was in grade 6, we had a 5/6 camping trip and there was this dumbass american kid in my class and he was saying how he had sex with thousands of girls and lost count of how many he dated, and i heard there was a used condom in one of the other cabins so i was going to get it and put it in the bastard's sleeping bag but i got caught by the teacher on my way

why would you do that

yo son, one night i got all blazed out an hella drunk an ended up pissin tha bed when my girl was in it. it was tight yo, i was like "check that sh*t out son, see if thats pee" then tha bitch got down an smelled that sh*t an i was like "aww sh*t girl, u jus stuck your nose in my piss, son" "i knew it was piss all along, look at tha stain on tha boxorz biiatch"

Heh good question..

can u tell me that whole story again in english?

Why the hell does anyone pull pranks?

If there realy good pranks they can be super fun,Like hidding five alarm clocks in your roomates room all set 10 minutes apart when he has to work early in the morning. Hahaha that was fun. :thumb:

^^
nice

^ yeh son

^ nah son. dirt mcgirt is the truest thug ninja of musicbanter son. Haven't you learned anything from Peter Griffin? Urine can be funny and edgy....son....

The fact he pissed himself was pretty dam funny,other than that it was pretty gross.

how about everyone stops saying son, or im going to contemplate suicide.

ha ha, like a month ago, my buddy got drunk and drew a french mustache on his face and was trying to pick up all these girls, it was the funniest ever, he had the french accent and everything, but the best part was the next morning when he still had it on his face and he wasnt drunk.

^^sonsonsonsonson.... haha


I'm not complaining about him pissing himself, but of the way he treated his girl... "son".

Chavs never say son bless em, its always "bruv" or "man" or "Blad/Blud" :pimp:

niec one bruv.
NICE ONE bruvva!
i said nice one bruvva!!!
NICE ONE BRUVVVAAA
BRUVVVAAA
**** offf

-please tell me someone has seen this movie.

...cough

ooohh..kay.... what movie? maybe the name will tell us something ;)

at least me :D