You're clearly having a fantasy that no one else is having.
He wasn't making a joke, not even indirectly.

Why are you even on my dick about this?
You're wasting your time.

Go back and reread the thread.

Oh yea... definitely didn't see that before I typed what I typed.
What with it being posted while I was typing my response to your post. I guess you were right. I sure did miss the joke. Visually.

Now that I read it, I'm still not laughing.
Nor does it do anything for his string of logic, or yours.

Back on topic please people, and no bitchy Dislike: replies either.

Likes: Bitchy dislike replies about moderators not liking them.

Likes: moderators pulling rank now and again.

Likes:

Cheesecake
Violins
Piano
Poetry
Paintings
Chow-chows

LIKES: NHL10
MAPLE LEAFS PRESEASON
Having the weekend off.
My Hockey season starts Sunday

Likes
That little part at the end of Plateau by the Meat Puppets.
Having a place like this to be nerdy.
The Soup
Vanilla Coke
Going to my high schools (american) football game, like I just did.
the woods

Dislikes
My hair
Facebooks glitchy-ness
how Nintendo ruined their brand
anxiety
people who wear their hat sideways

This has been pissing me off so much as well :/ Lately the whole site is just slow and glitchy. It never used to be so shite!

Dislikes:
Facebook, because without it everyone would go insane (excluding me).

its so irritating. I always have the urge to jerk it back to where it's supposed to be. In the front. Or when people prop their hats up, so that they're just barely sitting on top of their heads

Dislikes:
My parents
Homework
Sunshine (ok, i do like it, but it burns me!)
Stoners who absolutely must get high to function...and to whom pot is more important than me *grumbles*
all the stuff in my room that i dont need but still have
the fact that eating is neccesary for survival
my parents

Likes:
Sleep
Lightning, Thunder, and Fog
sleep
did i mention sleep?

What position/league?

Defence, playing Junior B hockey.

Ah but you play banjo and know who kashiwa daisuke is. Between the two of those you are floating in so many cool points it really makes your earphone wearing tendencies irrelevant.

:)

awww...i wish i could float in cool points.

Yeah I get this. Befriending people like this usually just ends up pissing me off, even if they are otherwise good people.

Likes:

-good music
-girls (preferably attractive girls)
-alcohol
-weed
-ecstacy
-partying
-house and trance music (I've really been getting into this music lately)
-my car (I really don't know what I would do without it)

Dislikes:

-drama and people who like to start it
-snobby/stuck up people
-people who think their **** don't stink (see above)
-rap "music"/fans (I ****ing hate this "music" with a passion, and I dislike most of the fans, because I see most of them as conceited *******s, however I don't see all of them this way as I'm friends with some of them)
-conceited *******s and just *******s in general
-posers
-slipknot fans a.k.a. "maggots" (see above)
-juggalos (also see above)
-hardcore/scene/sXe kids (also see above, my neighborhood has enough of these ****wits)
-Brokencyde (I believe if you can even tolerate this band's "music", then you have no taste for music.)
-cliques (**** cliques, I'll hang out with anyone as long as he/she isn't either stupid or an *******)
-high school (and all of the drama and bull**** that came with it, I couldn't wait to graduate)
-the fact that I'm usually pretty shy =(
-the fact that the music scene in my neighborhood is god awful
-the fact that today's music (aside from all of the electronic dance music I listen to) is generally awful (most of today's good music is from Europe and Asia)
-the fact that I was born in 1990, I should've been born in 1970, I was around in the wrong time period, I wish I grew up in the 80s =( )
-the fact that it's hard to find some good ecstacy around my area right now
-being sober
-people who judge you before they even get to know you
-liars/fakes/phonies
-people who say they're your "friends", but are just using you for whatever reason
-the ****ty economy
-George W. Bush (for helping to make the economy ****ty with a pointless war)

Surprising to see these two on a list together. ;):laughing:

lol yeah. I think I'm gradually transforming from a rocker into a raver. =P

Dislikes:
-country music - my ears are bleeding, please shut up
-sexist rap - no one cares how many chicks you banged and you're probably lieing. who told you you could sing?
-people who dont understand scene so they instantly think its stupid
-music posers - "wait....i thought you said you liked them?" "i do.." "name one song" "uhhhh"
-liars, haters, posers, homophobes, racists, sexists, perverts & jugders
-people obsessed with Twilight
-picky eater - lifes too short
-Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and so on. ughh
-people who criticise (sp?) my taste in music >:| - i dont care if you call me a bitch but shut up about my music


Loves:
-indie, alternative, retro, punk-rock, techno, easy listening & classic rock music <3
-all time low, paramore, Fall out Boy & MANY MANY other bands
-Christofer Drew Ingle :) [if you know who he is you get a cookie!]
-sushi :P
-open-minded, culteraly diverse people
-hot showers
-constantly singing and not caring at all
-the fact that most of my friends just happen to like the same music as me and love to sing ;) good timesss <3
-my blue zebra iphone
-stayig up till almost 1:00, which it is now ;D
-movies & movie theaters & HUGE DVD collections :)
-old classic disney movies (the REAL disney)
-Pushing Daisies, Friends, Charmed, That 70's Show & more
-Anime ^_^ (Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara, Fushigi Yuugi, Sailor Moon X] & many more
-broadwayyy!! (Rent, Hairspray, Jersey Boys, Avenue Q, Chicago & more)
-guys w/ long hair, piercings & skinny jeans - yumm :P
-guys w/ black hair & bluee eyes -best combo srsly ;P
-my amazing boyfriend who does/has none of those ^2 things^ lol
& much moreee :D

rave! woot! :D I think im gradually turning into a scenster despite my terrible surroundings. :P

http://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/jcash.jpg

... Doesn't sound like you're much of an indie fan, alternative fan, punk fan, or classic rock fan from this list of bands. Do you know what those genres designate? I don't even want to know what "retro" means in the context of genres.

I can't decide if this post is a like or a dislike?

I like this too.

dislikes; stupid people, ugly people, the term "skramz".

likes; listening to music that makes you feel like exploding into a million little happy pieces.

Because I'm bored...

Likes:
Most things British (and I'm mad on Britcoms)
Curry (comes under the above ;) )
Showers
Random walks to random places random distances away
Chili sauce
Smell of sawdust
Awkward silences
Thunder and lightning
Smith's salt and vinegar chips
Those Orgasmatron head massagers (I've never owned one though)
Beer
Bass
Baldur's Gate
Tea
Accents
Pleasing people
Laughing until I choke/cry
Terry Pratchett books
Exploring
Pecan pie
Nostalgia


Dislikes:
Tuna oil
Mosquitoes
Moths
Hubris
People who blast everyone else on the bus with their music
Stepping in water while wearing socks or long pants
Accidental gleaking (sounds gross huh?)
Mouth ulcers
Impudence and disrespect
Bic pens
Briscoes
Dawdlers causing congestion while groceries shopping (and zombie walkers in general)
Telecom
Red tape
Onions in salad
Confrontation
Most seafood
Cords
Nostalgia


I'm disappointed that most of these are food-related... typical male lol.

likes: nothing
dislikes: everything

this is a pretty solid list.

Likes:

• Beards
• V-necks
• Beanies
• Vinyls
• Holland
• El Salvador
• Astrology
• Riding fixed gear
• Random walks
• Sushi/sashimi
• the entire Halo series
• Running
• Waving at random people
• the color black
• Music.

Dislikes:

• Rap
• Pop (punk)
• Baseball
• Mexico's national soccer team
• being in a confined rooms
• Awkward silences
• the entire Call of Duty series
• weak (internet) signal strength
• being alone.

10 Likes:

• Football/Manchester United
• Music
• The guitar
• Films
• Jack Daniels
• Food
• Occasional reminiscing
• The weekend
• Going away/holidays
• The internet

10 Dislikes:

• Ignorance
• Arrogance
• Liverpool
• Chavs
• Insects
• People who have small man's syndrome
• Occasional reminiscing
• The rain
• Awkwardness
• Being nocturnal

What?! Ha ha. Uh, little people or males with small penises? Or is this an actual syndrome, I have never heard about... :confused:

Do you dislike Arsenal?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

It's an inferior complex which makes people who are small feel the need to gob off. They really are irritating little twats.

I used to dislike Arsenal a lot, I was there when they all decided to bully Ruud. :(

Likes:
-music
-my guitar
-my friends and girlfriend
-nature
-cats
-cooking
-yoga

Dislikes:
-my roommates
-police sirens
-unnecessary noise

Likes
Heat
CollegeHumor
hoodies
dr. pepper

dislikes
food being stuck in my teeth
deathcore
lemonade

You have to admit "Deathcore Lemonade" would be a pretty hilarious name for an album though.

Likes:
When you wake up, and you've been sleeping wrong on your arm, and it's fallen asleep, and you feel it brush your leg, or your face and you freak out because you think it's someone else's hand but it's really yours. And then you laugh.

Dislikes:
The tingly, pinprick feeling that comes after that when it's waking up.