savannah stirs your chili
 

as it turns out, i'm very good at stirin other folks' chili,......and after talkin to a old british friend of mine, he suggested i become the next, but much younger, dear abby


so i need your help
let me give you advice
let me tell you what that girl sittin next to you in class is thinkin
let me suggest the best way to tell your boss to kiss your ass, and make him like it
let me help you figure it out
let me stir your chili

Where is my N64?

10 greatest turn-offs for women, just to get the chili sizzlin'.

dear miss placed gamer,
your n64 is at that guys house,...remember, when you took it over there and y'all were gonna smoke weed and play video games for 72 hours straight,....
you left it over there when you ran to the gas station for snacks,...remember you forgot where you were goin and just went home

1) smacking
2) bad shoes
3) naturally greasy hair
4) inability to listen
5) bad breath
6) mother's boys who wont cut the apron strings
7) lieing
8) drooling
9) gunk
10) tighty whiteies

elaborate?

what if my dirty shoes are part of my swag >.>

10 greatest turn-ons?

Dear Savannah,

I ran out of wine. I'm sad. What do I do now?

Sincerely,
Wined and Denied

dear unsure,
dirty does not always mean bad,...in fact one of the things i love th most about my hot guy friend jake, is this old pair of checkered vans that have turned gray and have huge rips and holes in the sole,.....those are his shoes, they are part of his swag,...those shoes tell you more about who he is, and where he's been, than anything that could come out of his mouth

what i mean by bad shoes is:
shoes that say nothing

I like my chili Spicy.

I think you could give a TExas Size ass whoopin to Dear Abby.


Good thread.