The Official Inappropriate F00Ls Thread
 

What moments or stories do you have of you (or someone you know) being completely inappropriate in a certain situation. For example,

I was watching an arabic comedian in a restaurant talk about arabs, and everyone was laughing at things he said but I wasn't. Finally he said something that made me laugh so loud and hard: "it is now legal for Saudi Arabian husbands to hit their wives", and it just so happened noone found it appropriate...the whole room was quiet. But then everyone laughed at me because of my reaction to it.

I have so many stories, I am so bad at being inappropriate. So will think of more to tell you. But I thought this should be interesting to lighten up the place. Anyone laughed at a funeral? I've laughed during church!

If anyone has some inappropriate pictures or videos to put up please do, e.g.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...propriate2.jpg

http://walkinginpublic.files.wordpre...143115632h.jpg

The one thing that comes to mind right away for me was accidental and may be considered more outright impolite (had I realised what I was doing) rather than inappropriate but I was walking through Leeds city centre the day after the festival with a mate and someone comes up to me and asks me if I can spare any change. I simply say "no" and walk on until it hits me a few paces later and I realised what she really said.

I turned around and looked back and see a woman from the NSPCC with a clipboard and donations tin staring at me who had actually said "Would you like to help the children?"

Holy shit, how did that even make it to press? "Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun"—yikes!

I'm guessing this ad was meant for lolicons.

.....for a moment I thought that was real.

lol. I should've read more of the copy.

it's funny cz it's true lol

actually church is the most hilarious concept I've ever seen. In school we used to have a mass every week, I donno why, I never could get over the absurdity of the event [And that since I was 10]. And funerals are even worse, maybe because I laugh when I'm nervous, so with constantly thinking "I MUSTN'T SMILE" all I do is fight the urge to laugh. that's cruel.

I donno why I laugh the hardest in movies when someone is suddenly hit in the head with a bullet [I couldn't stop laughing during "Saving Private Ryan"] --- I may need to seek some help :/

Maybe you laugh to disguise something else? I laugh during crappy B movies and sometimes through sentimental claptrap (parts of Saving private Ryan) but shudder in the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan because no Hollywood film has ever got that close to being so visceral on screen without manipulation before. It is one of the few pieces of film making that means something and almost transcends it's own medium. It's one of the greatest pieces of film making ever made.

Frowny face smiley is not enough for that clip.

I tend to laugh and become giggly during funerals that's why I choose not to attend them whatsoever. I guess it might be some sort of defense mechanism or maybe I want to experience the opposite mood than the environment around me. I don't want to go around offending people.

if this slide isn't inappropriate then I don't know what is

You have to be fucking kidding me...

^

How symbolic.

It's just the surprise that makes me laugh. I'm not THAT heartless. It's like when someone trips in front of you, and you want to help him, but you just can't cause you're laughing too hard. good old humor!

omg! that is ridiculous.

Marlboro Mummy
 

gee whiz..

http://optimistprime.files.wordpress...oro20mummy.jpg

Damn...is that real?

LOL that does not suprise me at all!

I have some good ones:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7684_large.jpg
The keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7656_large.jpg
So many questions...
1) Why does this baby have so much pubic hair?
2) Why does this baby have hair suspenders?
3) Why does this baby have hairy ankles?
Bottom line: Most babies don't need shaving and encouraging that is creepy.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7657_large.jpg
Available in “nipper sizes” 0-6 months, 6-12 months. Shudder.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7659_large.jpg
Spanish toymaker Berjuan released a doll that allows children to "breast-feed" their babies. A girl wears a special halter top with flowers instead of nipples that cause the baby to make sucking sounds and move its mouth. The tagline for the toy reads, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby." We think you should.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7663_large.jpg
"My child has herpes!" If that's something you'd like to yell without your child actually being infected with a venereal disease then these plushies are for you...you weirdo.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7690_large.jpg
Finally! Baby stilettos have hit the market to give those unsightly flab-filled baby calves some lift. They will be useful for the girls who loved the pole-dancing doll and moved on to this

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...7688_large.jpg
The GR8 TaT2 Maker by Spin Master Toys promises an "easy-to-use tattoo maker kit...[that] creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects." If only there was a plushy for Hepatitis.


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I'm sure you've all seen the 'bad ad placement' pics but they're still pretty funny:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...6/80636099.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...8/80522900.jpg

Ha ha, we actually have a funeral home very close to my house in Buffalo called 'Amigone'

http://www.ferreestools.com/Amigone232.JPG

Haha what the ****. I lol'd. This is so disturbing/ confusing.

I moved to montreal a few weeks ago and I was with my brother and my smokes were on a picnic table and the wind blew them away. I chased after them saying "le cigarettes" and talking in french canadian gibberish. I spoke that gibberish several times unwittingly after that.

I love this movie!