^ Hmmmm, come to think of it, it may be have more of an impact if the three dead beatles joine forces to screw with all the drugged out beatles fans in the world. We could put on a show.

"seriously man, the beatles came into my living room, and gave me a private concert!"
"dude, were'nt you like totally tripping on shrooms last night?"
"well ya man, but they really did show up in my living room! john lennon ate my pizza man!"

^You have long, thick brown hair in a ponytail. Right?

Ooo ooo oo do me! do me! Then Ill show ya what I really look like.

^Okay, are you a boy or are you a girl?

Hes a she does that help?

cant belive people find paris hilton attractive, shes so gross, huge nose, she a fukn mongaloid

im flattered.

Oooo Zing!

Im a guy by the way

Anybody know the site where all of her friends' phone numbers got put up on the internet? I think it had SlimAnus' number and Nicole Ritchie's number. If I'm gonna get wit a heroin b*tch, it'll be Nicole.

it had: ashlee simpson, lindsay lohan, ashley olson, christina aguilera, eminem, stephen king, nicole richie, anna kournikova, luke wilson, jayz, avril lavigne, bijou phillips, fergie, usher, vin diesel, frankie muniez,an pauly shore...msn today is great