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Its great; if the imagery were a sandwich I would definitely eat it.
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Irony by OccultHawk
There once was a lady who always wore clean underwear in case she had to go to the emergency room. Then, one day, she had an accident. And then she had another accident. The entire emergency team at the ER laughed and laughed. Years later, they still joke about it. |
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OccultHawk 2018 Since its debut in 2010, the OccultHawk series has become an integral part of MusicBanter's yearly line-up of titles. Solid, quality entertainment, this latest foray back into the land of OccultHawkia is no exception. Unfortunately, in spite of all of the new features and creative mechanics, at its core the series is still part of the hack and slash genre, which we consider to be faux pas. Plus, OccultHawkTec isn't paying us the big bucks to feature gigantic video ads on our website. So, they can get fucked. Final Score: 1/10, hack and slash games aren't cool anymore Call of Duty: Banter Warfare Despite a new paint job, it's the same as the last game, with less features, and more DRM. Final Score: 10/10, perfect amount of water |
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It was a bit long.
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That's no excuse. One sentence, or GTFO.
She could still hear the laughter that greeted her as she woke, their faces staring down at her through the light, the soft kiss of soiled cotton around her ankles. See? Treat your audience like a hooker. Just get in, and then get out. The ambiguity that comes from excessive brevity will make your story seem much deeper than it actually is. |
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