I made a joke mafia MB hierachy post once, using the mods.
I think Urban did one in the form of a football team too, but I can't remember where the hell it is.

If we were an office RT would definitely be the regional manager and Tore would be head of the IT department. Jackhammer would be the guy who used to be in charge of marketing but who left and started his own consulting firm.

I sense a vague compliment in there :)