Well I had a guy I slept with trying to tell me that I gave him an STI when infact he wore a condom with me, I had had a test before and after him which showed no STI's and he didn't believe me because the other girls he slept with at that time said it wasn't them. Eventually he did believe me though. I'm so careful about that kind of thing, I'm so glad I can say I've never had an STI!

The STD (or STI whichever it is now) wasn't even the worst part. I mean it sucked ass don't get me wrong, but the fact that I was the last person to know, that all my friends knew before me was the worst thing possible. It was really awkward having to call up the girl who gave me the STD and after I told her she was afraid because she had to tell her current boyfriend. I guess it's true what they say about STD's, they're the gift that keeps on giving :laughing:

Hun I totally feel for you, no one wants to be in this situation. I would have been so devestated if all my friends knew first. But I like that you rang that girl and told her. It's like people who have AIDs who keep sleeping with people without letting them know, so wrong!

Skipped a pretty crucial one in here before.

No thanks, 2009, for the broken neck. And the fact that it came less than 2 weeks before Lollapalooza and I had to sell my ticket for half of what I paid for it. At least I got something I guess... I missed a bunch of good concerts though :( Melt Banana and Dino Jr made up for all of those though.

Ouch!

Literally.

Still single. No thanks for that.

Other than that I don't have too much to bitch about. It's been a pretty good year.

Meh, being single is great.
The trick is to imagine that you've just been in a horribly taxing relationship (not far from reality most of the time) and have just been granted freedom.
As long as you can still score some booty when you need to, it's the ultimate in the many facets of the art of avoiding personal and social responsibilities.

A good motto to have is:

"Live life like you've just dumped your horribly obsessive significant other."
-or-
"Loneliness just means it's time to masturbate."


All wise perspectives to adhere to for a healthy, stress-free life without annoying kids, nagging wife, paycheck being spent by everyone but you, PTA conferences, etc...

Good advice. I was horribly, horribly shy until basically the last half of my senior year, so not being single was kind of one of my goals coming into freshman year of college. But I definitely see where you're coming from.

Can I get an amen?

No thanks to the heating system in my apartment that seems to have a mind of its own! It's been pretty chill the last week (just how I like it) and I haven't touched the setting, I get home from work today and it's warm! Uncomfortably warm at the moment.