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Old 12-07-2009, 07:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I know you're jealous, but just a hint: viagra isn't going to help you grow a dick.
Trust him, he knows. He now resorts to taping on dildos.
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I know you're jealous, but just a hint: viagra isn't going to help you grow a dick.
What are you talking about? Honestly? I was talking about the handle on your pitcher in you picture - as if they would pour your Kool Aid out - ha ha It was supposed to be a funny joke, the humour was all in good clean fun, how in the world did you turn it around and make it some kind of a dirty joke, I am appalled, right now I am filled with fill with consternation & dismay.

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Old 12-07-2009, 06:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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But... they're fake arguments. Tis okay.
Lateralus, missing a trick there. No wonder you're having trouble paying the bills ... I'll give you a run down of what you should be doing:

1. Stand on street corners.
2. ???
3. Profit.

Alternatively, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lateralus, missing a trick there. No wonder you're having trouble paying the bills ... I'll give you a run down of what you should be doing:

1. Stand on street corners.
2. ???
3. Profit.

Alternatively, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Nah, I'm not really too keen on working with your mum.

Anyway, shouldn't you be crying into a pillow somewhere?
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Old 12-07-2009, 06:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lateralus, missing a trick there. No wonder you're having trouble paying the bills ... I'll give you a run down of what you should be doing as my babysitter, before me mum pays up:

1. Stand on street corner, and watch me cross the street.
2. tuck me in bed with teddy bear
3. read me bedtime fairytale stories

Alternatively, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
a little tough on your babysitter, aren't you, you little bugger
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What can I say, I appreciate the 9 months she has on me. Age only enhances the flavour of the red wine.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alfred. You're burning everyone in here.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Alfred. You're burning everyone in here.
By using the word "burning," I assume that you presume that they're consumed with laughter?
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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everyone in this thread is ***
So is your patter, clearly.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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