I've only ever seen a handful of people over the years with 20k+ post counts, and never any 30k's, so I'm just going to declare myself officially the most prolific poster in MB history.

So I got that going for me.

divide that number by 10,000 and you’ll find your total amount of quality posts.

You should publish a book of all of your posts and sell it on Amazon.

"Batlore: A Lifetime of Achievements in Internetting"

Damn, missed celebrating reaching 5000.

No problem, you'll hit 10000 soon enough.

A little over 500 to go. And I've only been here for 8 years.

You've been here for 7

I mean 8 years is a blatant lie, under.

True. In that regard, I've actually been here for 12 years between 2 accounts. Now I'm sad.

Church.

That's almost half my life.

Church.

I might crack 3,000 after damn near 14 YEARS. I like to stay as succinct as possible.

After ~ 14 years, I've reached 3,000 posts. Yay me.

I think a large percentage of my posts are from the last 12 months. Still a ways to go before I hit 5000, but 4000 is something.

I have 60.

Wait...NOW I have 60.

Ironically enough, posts in this thread don't count to your post count.

Ah. THAT'S why....ok.

Congratulations, MicShazam!

^ Uncle Salty hits the big time! Obsessive or what ?!

There's no thread for this, but right now, as I post, I am the last person to've posted in the following music sections:

Album Reviews, Punk, Reggae&Ska, Folk&World and AvantGarde

Is five a record, and is it good or bad? I sometimes wonder if I'm a thread killer; do people see a section and think "God I'm not posting in there again until Lisna has cleared out!"

I guess I'm less than 300 away. I don't think I'm ready for the 10k club responsibility.

I've just hit 911 posts. Does that count for something? :D

With your 911th post you can say anything you want and the mods will cover it up.

Good thing we have MERIT.

Ok yeah, when MERIT replied to this, I actually understood it better. And yes I laughed.

At 9999 posts I'm requesting a permanent ban on myself.

Why wait? Exo!!!!!

I'm curious to see what happens.

. I'll be waiting.

11k already. Damn that was fast.

Almost at half as many!

And like OH said, I've got 5000 comments and every single one is worth reading.

Posts made in the lounge don't count towards the total right?

I wonder how high everyone would be if it did

Batty has almost 5000 in "Your Day" alone lmao

That's true. I don't wanna know my real tally. Batty's must be downright obscene.

No higher than I already am tbh.

Oh wait are you talking about weed?

Wait that thread has 55,755 posts. So nearly 1 in 10 of the posts in Your Day are mine?

I'm about to be MB's Jesus. I promise you all that I will be banned before 34k.

Quote me: I will be martyred on Exo's immortal soul.