Future Moderators Club
 

Hello and welcome future moderators. This is a place to chat with others who hope to have their names in blue. A place to better our posts and practice for the day we'll be giving people avatars, approving posts, banning jerks, closing threads (don't) and doing all around cool mod stuff.

What would you do if you were elected a mod? I'd feature a couple of the absolutely dynamite member's journals that we have going on here and give gold stars to everbody :D.

I've always wanted to see the inside of this mystical "mod cave"... it's like the bat cave but probably waay cooler.

Of course this thread is tongue-in-cheek but...

Vote Conan new Mod 2010.

http://www.unitedstatesprophecy.com/...ar-room_01.jpg

Here we are at the last meeting. Right Track brought tuna sandwiches and Urban brought the absinthe. Helluva' time, what I can remember of it at least.

Brennen's drunken strip tease was by far the most memorable moment of that meeting.

There really aint much difference being a moderator then being a regular member. The biggest difference is trying to not let your emotions get the best of you. When dealing with members that get out of line on the site. But other then that as a moderator you get to see more then one side of the site most will never get to see.

So conan tell us some more of your agenda if elected. I want to know more before i vote for you,lol.

If I was elected mod the first thing I would do is, quit. What a job- not one I would want to have. Keep doin' work ladies and gents.

My agenda is to kick ass and party.

Good Lord man, it's more badass then I could have imagined.

Just don't tell anyone about the lap dance.

Too late, I've already registered the domain name SpankyYankee.com

best 5 bucks i've ever spent

..which i didn't make moderating this place. hmmpf

[QUOTE=Conan;781024]
My agenda is to kick ass and party.


hmm sounds good to me im in for a vote for ya

I want to be a mod, I don't give a sh*t about responsibilities and whatnot, I just want more PM space.

that tattoo threw you off, huh?

My inbox is in a perpetual state of 90 percent full :(

I've got a 200 message limit and its at 98% now :o:
Time for a cleanout I think.

Conan, you're greedy! You want sexiest member of '09, and modship :eek: Greeedy greeedy boy. :(



:D

I settle for one or other, I suppose. Here's an idea!!

Sexiest Mod 2009 - Conan (cause he leaves the ladies moanin)

Maybe in next years nominations :D

You never know :D

I was not expecting a Thug Life tattoo I'll tell you that much.

I think i would actually be the worst mod ever. Banning people for bad grammar would become a trademark.

If that was the case. I'd be long gone :(

Yeah that full stop should have been a comma, i'd have no alternative im afraid. ;)

(I now cannot make one singular mistake or else i'll look a fool)

I paused for a sigh.

edit: Dramatic effect 'n' that.

That edit completely spoilt the drama coming through so vividly.

You win some, you lose some. :D

I had to pop three Viagra just to get that damn thing finished.

Fixed ;)

I have highlighted singular because while not explicitly incorrect it is contextually awkward and I feel is used more to denote something specific rather than making a vague suggestion towards an event.

:bowdown:

Shit.

Dear Stu,
If you want to avoid a long lugubrious lecture from Banard17 on proper literacy accuracy, avoid ending sentences with prepositions and use spell check from now on.

Barnard17,
You have a very colourful way of writing!

God damn you, I don't even have a clever retort to that :laughing:

Just images that are never going to leave my mind.

Hey man, I wasn't the one advocating bannings for grammatical errors ;)

You caught me at a good time. If you're not quick with a jab at the holidays in my family you're as good as dead.

Barnard17.

Thank you for the much needed advice all the same.