I'm Paris Hilton's rat. I mean dog. I mean, whatever that thing is, I am it.:drummer:

I am actually the Czar of Right

I am Bob Geldof.

i love what this thread has become

i'm jim morrison.

yep i'm not dead.

JAY KAY guys I'm Axl Rose

Well that's not possible, because I'm Slash and I know that Axl actually posts as Board-Tracker.

Wait, has Board-Tracker actually posted?!

Like, twice.

But that's the point, isn't it?

I think Axl would post more than twice tbf, probably telling us CHINESE DEMOCRACY WAS AWESUM and that he didn't actually have cosmetic surgery

I think he'd be scared.