How would you torture (and eventually kill) MB Members?
 

I've been thinking about how I would kill you guys for a long time, and I came up with a few really good ones:

Antonio: I don't really know your posts or what you like but I do know that I would chain you to a wall, shave your head, and force you to eat your hair. Then I would probably stab you.

Fasho: Ditto, you're eating your hair.

Conan/Sonance: Death by Letterman.

NumberNineDream: Force you to eat records like your avatar depicts.

cardboard adolescent: Buried alive under ginormous stack of bibles.

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

AwwSugar: Make it look like you offed yourself. You're an MCR fan, no one would suspect otherwise. XD

Jackhammer: Buried alive by pictures of your children.

KHFreek: Probably asphixiation. Something boring like that.

i vote this for all time most morbid thread ever. kudos.

Asphyxiation need not be boring.
Toying with an individuals airways can yield some entertaining results.

You're so weird.

This thread is seriously fucked! :)

I just kinda want to watch him die. He's a lovely person and we IM on a regular basis but thinking of the hilarious noises he would make is just too perfect.

Your avatar looks like Ashton Kutcher. Its probably not, its probably something completely different, but I don't care. I'll stab you 70 times, then write "PUNK'D" on your forehead.

I like you. You're very nice. Baking you vegan rasberry petite fours laced with toxins.

Either moshing you to death or planting a tree in your ass.

score...going out with satisfied taste buds.

I'm happy I'm the 4th member to be planned to kill. A bit jealous of Antonio, but I can die with it. I've been fantasizing about those records for a month now, they just look so damn tasty.

I think right track should be forced to grow a beard... then he'd just kill himself.