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someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 12:32 PM

Things that need to go away forever
 
Rants about media, practices and people



What may have begun as a more harmless movement, Oi! (sometimes called "street punk") is now the staple diet of racist douchebags everywhere. These little pricks just won't die will they? As the rest of the world grew up, these miserable twats continue to behave like... well miserable twats. The movement is particularly strong in Poland, but I also know the U.S. is also responsible for these pathetic cock-suckers existence. I like punk rock but I also don't behave like 5 year old and worship other miserable twats on a day to day basis.

Then there are Oi! fans who say the movement isn't inheritly racist. They are also miserable twats who need to go away forever. Oi! music is NO different from other hardcore punk. Give it up already!! It's become a racist movement, and you're a miserable TWAT for thinking it's cool to begin with! SKINHEADS ARE FUGLY!! DON MARTENS BOOTS WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!! GO AWWAAAAAY TWATS!!!!!!!!

In addition, a few of these bruised-fetus abortion survivors have started performing under the name The Gits. The Gits if you didn't know, were a feiry punk-rock band based in Seattle who's run ended tragically after lead singer Mia Zappata was murdered. Despite objection from the original (real) Gits, these "new" Gits are shelling out crappy "Oi" music and gaining steam thanks to their no-lifer Oi! fanbase. Just look at the Last.fm page for The Gits - it's in utter ruin and brain-damaged Poles leave comments about how terrible the original band's music was (which, even if you aren't a Gits fan, you'll admit is better then anything Oi could ever even come close to). I left a comment and was threatened with "u will fell the power of the heavy boots on ur face."

Just in case you want to see the group of pond puss licking cunt-juice containers... here you are.







EDIT: I don't want you to get the wrong idea of things. Not all Oi bands are racist, not all Oi fans are racist, the movement didn't even start as a racist movement - what I refference here is my idea of what Oi! has become in recent years. RAC has always, however, been a movement made up of white nationalists and other types of people you wouldn't want to invite over for dinner. RAC and Oi became closely related and interchangable over the years.

mr dave 01-29-2010 02:12 PM

apparently the traditional skinhead outfit of DM boots with white laces, tight pants, wife beater shirt, and leather bomber jacket is also the traditional outfit for homosexuals in other parts of the world.

just saying.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 818376)
apparently the traditional skinhead outfit of DM boots with white laces, tight pants, wife beater shirt, and leather bomber jacket is also the traditional outfit for homosexuals in other parts of the world.

just saying.

I find that incredibly ironic if that's the case.

mr dave 01-29-2010 02:41 PM

yeah it's pretty funny. i also find the underlying homo-eroticism of hardcore movements incredibly hilarious.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 02:58 PM


Let's come clean here, George Lopez isn't a success despite being a Latino. He's a success because he's a Latino. He's always played his strength - appealing to other U.S. Latinos. His constant whining about how racist American audiences are and how hard it is to be Latino drive me up the wall. For somebody so against stereotyping and racial profiling he sure does like to shell out the race jokes. But oh, it's okay, it's all in the spirit of fun right? I mean he's Latino and not White so it's just fine if he says "*****". He was tolerable on The George Lopez Show, but Lopez Tonight ushered in a whole new level of crude, racial "humor" that doesn't even come close to network late night, even though he consistently brags about the "change" he's bringing to late night television. And people are WACTHING IT!

But mostly, I just feel awkward watching his show. His jokes consistantly fall flat. He's a terrible interviewer, making the female guests seem very uncomfortable. His set is way too elabrate and... holy crap WHY is it outside? Atleast I think it's outside... it sounds like he's outside. It's like watching a freaking telethon.

Now, let me say of course he probably faced difficulties as a Latin-American. And Latinos across the country still probably face difficulties. But if you really, truly want profiling and stereotyping to stop in this country, then show you mean it - stop trying to be "edgy" with the unfunny race jokes and start a new sitcom. Just please, please, Mr. Lopez, leave late night television forever.

lucifer_sam 01-29-2010 03:02 PM

I don't get upset about the racial hypocrisy, I just think he's an unfunny cunt.

Same with Demetri Martin and Daniel Tosh. They suck ass too.

Janszoon 01-29-2010 03:11 PM

I've never seen George Lopez's talk show but he definitely makes me laugh. Him being latino has nothing to do with it one way or the other, I just find him funny.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 818408)
I've never seen George Lopez's talk show but he definitely makes me laugh. Him being latino has nothing to do with it one way or the other, I just find him funny.

Like I said, he was fine on his sitcom - but trust me his new show isn't worth watching. Really sad stuff, actually.

Janszoon 01-29-2010 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818415)
Like I said, he was fine on his sitcom - but trust me his new show isn't worth watching. Really sad stuff, actually.

It's not just his sitcom, I like his stand up too.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 03:20 PM

I've never seen his stand up, actually. Apart from what he hints at on the talk show.

Janszoon 01-29-2010 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818417)
I've never seen his stand up, actually.

He's pretty funny. He's not my favorite comedian or anything but he makes me laugh.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 03:40 PM

[CENTER]#3: Fat Acceptance Movements
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Because heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, breathing difficulties, sleep apnia, cancer and osteoarthritis are beautiful.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 04:17 PM


For instigating #3 and giving the U.S. loads of fat asses to deal with. It tastes good, but there are alternatives to eating this stuff every day. Either you stop complaining about the obesity epidemic or STOP EATING fast food.

With less support, companies would be forced to downsize and these places can be used as they should be - quick snack food instead of your 3 meals a day, fat ass.

Call me insensitive, I don't care. You CAN afford to eat healthier, stop blaming your health problems on the places you support.

Do I even need to mention the horrible, indirect enviromental costs of supporting places like this? Feed lots and industrialized food are destroying this country, and we're sucking on the industry's utters getting nice and plump the way we are.

I understand if you don't have a lot of money, cheap meals that taste good is a no brainer. But you are NOT helping yourself or your children by supporting this. The irony of my generation is the wealthy people are skinny and the poor people are obese - disturbing isn't it? But unlike starving people there ARE things you can do to save yourself. You don't have to pay for some expensive dieting program. You don't even have to count carbs or calories - just use common sense. You know the soup and salad are better than the Nuggets and Fries - and there are plently of things that can fill you up properly. It doesn't have to be about losing weight, it can just be about not supporting things that are causing a lot of harm in the country.

EDIT: And i'm not a hypocrate because I eat fast food occosionally. I'm addressing 3 meals a day users.

FaSho 01-29-2010 04:19 PM

Fast Food is the best thing ever invented.

Freebase Dali 01-29-2010 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818430)
#3: Fat Acceptance Movements

Moderator cut: image removed

Because heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, breathing difficulties, sleep apnia, cancer and osteoarthritis are beautiful.



I don't understand the reason for that fence post. Is it to make the rolls look perky?



P.S.
If you scroll down so that the picture cuts off right where the bottom of her red-top-thing is, it looks like Jabba The Hut.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 818452)
Fast Food is the best thing ever invented.

That would be Hot Pockets.

anticipation 01-29-2010 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818417)
I've never seen his stand up, actually. Apart from what he hints at on the talk show.

George Lopez is one of the few comedians who do jokes about race/culture that I actually enjoy, but that may be because I know everything he's talking about from personal experience.

jackhammer 01-29-2010 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818346)
Rants about media, practices and people



What may have begun as a more harmless movement, Oi! (sometimes called "street punk") is now the staple diet of racist douchebags everywhere. These little pricks just won't die will they? As the rest of the world grew up, these miserable twats continue to behave like... well miserable twats. The movement is particularly strong in Poland, but I also know the U.S. is also responsible for these pathetic cock-suckers existence. SKINHEADS ARE FUGLY!! DON MARTENS BOOTS WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!! GO AWWAAAAAY TWATS!!!!!!!!

The U.S is responsible for what? It's not a criticism just a question. Responsible for Oi music?

Some skinheads are not bad looking and not always affiliated with a socio-political agenda. I just don't have much hair!

Janszoon 01-29-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 818547)
The U.S is responsible for what? It's not a criticism just a question. Responsible for Oi music?

Good point. I always thought skinheads and Oi originated in the UK.

duga 01-29-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818449)

With less support, companies would be forced to downsize and these places can be used as they should be - quick snack food instead of your 3 meals a day, fat ass.

what is sad is these companies do actually cater sizes according to what people are generally known to eat. go order a meal in asia...the large is the size of a small here in the US and a big mac is about 3/4 of the size it is here. oh and you won't find a triple whopper on the menu, either.

if people just stop eating so freaking much when they go to these places, the portions would become smaller. even that would help a lot.

jackhammer 01-29-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 818549)
Good point. I always thought skinheads and Oi originated in the UK.

It did in South London and was a reaction to post punk. Some fans just wanted to hear a basic Punk sound. Brutal and to the point and it's original aim was certainly not to be racist. In fact the first skinheads listened to Ska and Rocksteady in the U.K in the late 60's/early 70's.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 818547)
The U.S is responsible for what? It's not a criticism just a question. Responsible for Oi music?

Some skinheads are not bad looking and not always affiliated with a socio-political agenda. I just don't have much hair!

Oi was a movement which originated in the UK, yes. What I meant more was the U.S. has a fairly large White Pride movement with several RAC (Rock Against Communism, which would later become nearly synomonous with Oi) bands that have identified themselves with Oi.

And when I refer to "skinhead" i'm talking about the ethic, not the look ;)

EDIT: Also, I understand it started as a non-racist movement - but now the only "Oi!" bands, or fans of "Oi" bands are asssoicated with the RAC scene. Essentially, it's become a genre enjoyed almost exclusively by different white nationalist supporters.

jackhammer 01-29-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818561)
Oi was a movement which originated in the UK, yes. What I meant more was the U.S. has a fairly large White Pride movement with several RAC (Rock Against Communism, which would later become nearly synomonous with Oi) bands that have identified themselves with Oi.

And when I refer to "skinhead" i'm talking about the ethic, not the look ;)

EDIT: Also, I understand it started as a non-racist movement - but now the only "Oi!" bands, or fans of "Oi" bands are asssoicated with the RAC scene. Essentially, it's become a genre enjoyed almost exclusively by different white nationalist supporters.

I do think you should have included some of this in your original post. Certain sections of the genre fans have indeed used it to political ends but the scene as a whole will be completely misunderstood by your OP I feel. A little more background research may have been needed before pinning a whole musical scene as racist.

I know that wasn't your intention and I myself hate the fact that certain music is used a thin veil to vent spleen on issues when good old rhetoric would suffice but when such strong issues as this are brought forth then background info is key.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 818572)
I do think you should have included some of this in your original post. Certain sections of the genre fans have indeed used it to political ends but the scene as a whole will be completely misunderstood by your OP I feel. A little more background research may have been needed before pinning a whole musical scene as racist.

I know that wasn't your intention and I myself hate the fact that certain music is used a thin veil to vent spleen on issues when good old rhetoric would suffice but when such strong issues as this are brought forth then background info is key.

I added a little bit to the OP.

jayfin3 01-29-2010 08:02 PM

Or you could exercise...

someonecompletelyrandom 01-29-2010 10:19 PM


If you don't like something that you know I like, WHY are you constantly at me about how much you hate it? There's nothing worse then being around a negative person. Now just because you have the blues every now and then or aren't Mr. Happy Shorts all the time doesn't mean you fit my definintion of a negative person. No, my definition is measurable and based in science.
There are several species of potential negative people. I've narrowed them down to 2.
The first is known as lèd vajen scroumso (lit. ugly vagina) because their faces are often so sour they resemble the scraggly reproductive organs of an aged human female. They are the close cousins of the scrotuoul labellum (lit. sad small penis) of the genus twatic-pigmaus. The way the scrotuoul labellum differ from the lèd vajen scroumso is in their musical preferences. While the lèd vajen scroumso often enjoy atleast one artist they deem worthy, the scrotuoul labellum don't enjoy anything as a whole but rather pick and choose "some songs" which they find "O.K" or even worse, some "parts of songs" which are "alright:.

Negative people will be discussed more in a following post but that's all for now.

thomasracer56 01-30-2010 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayfin3 (Post 818587)
Or you could exercise...

Notice all those commercials for energy drinks? The people all go into cubicles all day and waste away. Hmm... I really wonder why I have to go on diets and go to the gym every day... Oh, wait, don't tell me, it's because I live my whole life in a human cage! Now I get it! What a bull**** life I have! THERE'S A BILLION JOBS THAT REQUIRE SOME KIND OF PHYSICAL APPLICATION! EUREKA! (I have found the answer!)

someonecompletelyrandom 01-31-2010 07:22 PM


Attention: Your children aren't special. In fact, they're all ass-ugly clones of their ass-ugly parents - YOU. And you have 19 of the little bastards.

Why? Because there aren't enough children in the world. Because there aren't enough reality shows on television. And because there aren't enough pseudo-Christian-fundelmentalists out there preaching abstinence from hand-holding.

It's a sick thought but it has to come to one's mind that Ms. Duggar keeps shelling out the babies to keep their TLC reality show interesting. Although I heard somewhere that they have so many kids because they don't believe in birth-control. Something about not wanting to destroy God's little miracles. I think Bill Hicks said it best on Rant in E-Minor:


duga 01-31-2010 09:07 PM

^

agree 100%. this family scares the **** out of me. proof that idiots reproduce much more rapidly than smart people.

Neapolitan 01-31-2010 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan (Post 819520)
The Duggar Family

Attention: Your children aren't special. In fact, they're all ass-ugly clones of their ass-ugly parents - YOU. And you have 19 of the little bastards.

Why? Because there aren't enough children in the world. Because there aren't enough reality shows on television. And because there aren't enough pseudo-Christian-fundelmentalists out there preaching abstinence from hand-holding.

It's a sick thought but it has to come to one's mind that Ms. Duggar keeps shelling out the babies to keep their TLC reality show interesting. Although I heard somewhere that they have so many kids because they don't believe in birth-control. Something about not wanting to destroy God's little miracles.

Conan don't be a #5: Negative People.
Live and let live, if Jim Bob and Michelle want children and they as parents can provide for them, let them.

someonecompletelyrandom 01-31-2010 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 819614)
Conan don't be a #5: Negative People.
Live and let live, if Jim Bob and Michelle want children and they as parents can provide for them, let them.

No, #5's are people who are are twats to me constantly because they know I like something they dislike. I don't fall into this category because everybody hates the Duggars. Save for TLC's fanbase - Middle American, Overweight, Newly Married, White Woman. And since they're usually dumb as rocks and wouldn't surf around a site like this I could care less. Besides that anybody who watches these people and enjoys the show are dumb as rocks too.

GanjaDrummer 02-04-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 819614)
Conan don't be a #5: Negative People.
Live and let live, if Jim Bob and Michelle want children and they as parents can provide for them, let them.

Theres a population crisis'd going on in this world, we dont need a family of 20 freaking people. God, there worse then India for gods sakes. THERE THE REASON WERE IN A RECESSION :) right?

+81 02-04-2010 03:34 PM

Your signature is big and stupid. :)

mr dave 02-04-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 819614)
Conan don't be a #5: Negative People.
Live and let live, if Jim Bob and Michelle want children and they as parents can provide for them, let them.

and how much is the typical child tax credit?

oh! it's $1000 per mouth this year.

and that's great for parents struggling to make ends meet with the average 2 children. i'm a little less supportive when it's so a couple of pigs who are more fair than the other animals on their baby farm can get a free ride *cough*octomom*cough*. although in the case of the Duggars i suppose it's all on TLC's shoulders.

ElephantSack 02-04-2010 04:18 PM

Doesn't Octomom sound like a wicked scary super-villain? Because she is.

Janszoon 02-04-2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 821729)
Doesn't Octomom sound like a wicked scary super-villain? Because she is.

:laughing:

The funny thing is so does "Duggar"!

SATCHMO 02-04-2010 10:42 PM

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/vagina_clown_car.jpg

ElephantSack 02-04-2010 10:59 PM

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!! Holy shit!!!!

Fuck Mormons!

kouki 02-10-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan (Post 818402)

Let's come clean here, George Lopez isn't a success despite being a Latino. He's a success because he's a Latino. He's always played his strength - appealing to other U.S. Latinos. His constant whining about how racist American audiences are and how hard it is to be Latino drive me up the wall. For somebody so against stereotyping and racial profiling he sure does like to shell out the race jokes. But oh, it's okay, it's all in the spirit of fun right? I mean he's Latino and not White so it's just fine if he says "*****". He was tolerable on The George Lopez Show, but Lopez Tonight ushered in a whole new level of crude, racial "humor" that doesn't even come close to network late night, even though he consistently brags about the "change" he's bringing to late night television. And people are WACTHING IT!

But mostly, I just feel awkward watching his show. His jokes consistantly fall flat. He's a terrible interviewer, making the female guests seem very uncomfortable. His set is way too elabrate and... holy crap WHY is it outside? Atleast I think it's outside... it sounds like he's outside. It's like watching a freaking telethon.

Now, let me say of course he probably faced difficulties as a Latin-American. And Latinos across the country still probably face difficulties. But if you really, truly want profiling and stereotyping to stop in this country, then show you mean it - stop trying to be "edgy" with the unfunny race jokes and start a new sitcom. Just please, please, Mr. Lopez, leave late night television forever.

Im also a latino and I think his show is pretty unfunny.His standup was good because most of it is true and he makes fun of his own people and everyone else too. Ya,hi,can I have a jumbo jack. You wanna yumbo yack?! lmao In my opinion he should just stick to his sitcom and standup.


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