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Old 05-12-2011, 04:27 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I became a millionaire yesterday!

I bought one of those lottery ticket things where you have to scrape and get the same 3 numbers to win anything and I got the grand prize of 10 million norwegian kroners! The ironic thing is it was the first time I ever bought one too, hehe. Me and my GF are currently looking at houses and I think we'll invest in some apartments too so that we can make money from rent .. I'll never have to work again!

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Old 05-12-2011, 04:51 AM   #52 (permalink)
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I spent 3 hours straight this morning watching nyan cat.
I stupidly looked up nyan cat. Thank you...
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:22 AM   #53 (permalink)
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I stupidly looked up nyan cat. Thank you...
Haha. That tune is going to be stuck in your head... FOREVER!
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:50 AM   #54 (permalink)
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I woke up at 4am to a knock on the door with a mysterious guy dressed in all black and he shoved a paper in my face.

I knew what he wanted so I signed the paper with a felt pen and he took the pen and stabbed my pointer finger so a drop of blood landed on said paper.

I now have a Murcielago parked outside of my apartment.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:26 AM   #55 (permalink)
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i met some really nice friendly aliens who let me use their anal probes on them for once, problem is they don't have anuses so I stuck it in their eyes

also I put up my karaoke vid on youtube and now KISS and Aerosmith are putting a bidding war for me
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:59 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Today while walking down the street I got kidnapped by a mob member and he forced me into the life of being a sex slave and crack whore. I enjoyed every minute of it.
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:02 PM   #57 (permalink)
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^Wrong thread Vanilla.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:56 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Lawl.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:45 PM   #59 (permalink)
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A scout from the University Of Waterloo was at our track meet today. I'm the javelin catcher on the javelin team, and he was really impressed with my technique. Looks like I may be getting a scholarship out of this.
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found out I was switched as a baby

i'm actually in a long lineage of Han emperors

seems China is thinking of reinstating the Imperial system by putting me on the throne
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