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GanjaDrummer 02-04-2010 11:57 AM

You won't beleive who i work with..
 
Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

Sansa Stark 02-04-2010 12:10 PM

Where's Scooby

also you fail

iron9567 02-04-2010 12:36 PM

hahahahahahaha funny,

NOT.

Phobophile 02-04-2010 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GanjaDrummer (Post 821647)
Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

wtf it's a van not a truck.

And I am NOT stoned every single time. Just most of the time.

Janszoon 02-04-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GanjaDrummer (Post 821647)
Hey guys. I have the most ridiculous job, i work with THE msot messed up people.

1st off, let me tell you about this one girl. Dont get me wrong, she is hot as hell. But what goes on in her head? shes so stupid, shes constantly stating ideas that have no relevance to the situation. she must give a mad blowjob for the boss to want to keep her around all the time. The only reason i talk to this stupid bimbo is because shes hot as hell. no doubt.

2nd, the other girl i walk with, is almost the exact opposite. Shes butt ugly, i can barley even look at her. she is really smart, but ofcourse you cant have both looks and brains.

3rd and the last people i work with is this dude, he must be 20 or so. He comes stoned every single time. He must smoke so much weeed. Hes constantly baked out of his mind, Before, During, and after work. And WORSE he brings his freaking dog with him everywhere. Like, this is a maassive dogg, thats probably just as high as he is from 2nd hand pot fumes. All they do is constantly complain how scared or hungry they are.

Anyways, Me and this gang drive around in a hippy truck solving crimes.

Sup Fred. Nice scarf.

storymilo 02-04-2010 02:10 PM

Fred's the lamest anyways.

Thrice 02-04-2010 02:15 PM

Damn, I was too lazy to read, so I thought you were god working with those lame ass dead dudes.

mr dave 02-04-2010 03:35 PM

this was almost funny the first time i read it.


last year.

SATCHMO 02-04-2010 10:51 PM

I'm resisting the mass dumb thread deleting psychotic episode.

Shake 02-05-2010 12:34 PM

All the OP was missing was wrapping it all up by movin' with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Aire:rolleyes:

noise 02-05-2010 01:39 PM

why is this thread still alive?

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-05-2010 02:01 PM

Because you just bumped it

:)

noise 02-05-2010 02:02 PM

oops... i did it again!

Sansa Stark 02-05-2010 02:13 PM

I played with your heaaart....got lost in the game

ooh baby baby....

.................I mean THIS THREAD SUX

Alfred 02-05-2010 04:08 PM

Man that was great. :D

OceanAndSilence 02-07-2010 03:58 AM

good thread, I rate it F

t3hplatyz0rz 02-07-2010 09:26 AM

Truly brilliant.
Did you know all the Winnie the Poo characters represent different mental disorders except Kanga and Roo?
And Kanga is a single mom, and Roo is growing up without a dad.

FaSho 02-07-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 821674)
Sup Fred. Nice scarf.

it's an ascot.

Freebase Dali 02-07-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hplatyz0rz (Post 822924)
Truly brilliant.
Did you know all the Winnie the Poo characters represent different mental disorders except Kanga and Roo?
And Kanga is a single mom, and Roo is growing up without a dad.

:(

Janszoon 02-07-2010 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 822934)
it's an ascot.

Nuh-uh.

Freebase Dali 02-07-2010 09:19 PM

^ I really, really want to see how this plays out......................dot


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