aint that the truth

this girl took out a pomegranate in class andstarted to eat it and all
another girl asked
"is that corn?"

i shook my head...i wasnt sure if i wanted to laugh or maybe even cry...

i'd cry. that's actually really depressing. it would make sense if she named some weird exotic fruit that not many people know about but she heard or read somewhere before, but CORN?!?! does she just eat McDonalds everyday of her life or some ****?

We have one girl in our class who is simply dumb.

- She thought Michael Jordan was dead, and when we told her otherwise she said 'he looks like the type of person who has died'

-thought ox's were a breed between mules and cows

-had a conversation with another class mate

the girl:how did they rescue the survivors? (about the Alamo)
other (joking around): they flew in to get them in helicopters
the girl (not realizing it's in the mexican war) : You idiot, they would have been shot at by the spanish
other : (shakes head and other people around us laugh)

she did run out of the class in anger though - so it wasn't too funny.

well that's just hilarious right there.

'whose nelson mandela? is he in a band?'

via my girlfriend.

:rofl: Dude The Nelson Mandela Experience is my fav band

Nah, his lyrics are kinda cheesy.

She's a keeper.

"Napoleon was Russian right?"

I was instantly unattracted to him.