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ArtistInTheAmbulance 02-19-2005 04:22 PM

Yup.. None of them have two brain cells to rub together to be quite honest.

jibber 02-19-2005 04:26 PM

^ haha, always good for a laugh though. Another pretty good one just popped into my head, our math teacher always likes to tell some pretty lame jokes, one of which went as follows:

Two canibals are eating a clown. One canibal turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

so, this intelectually challenged girl gets a puzzled look upon her face and says, "I don't get it." I was feeling in a good mood that day, so I patiently explained it to her. "The canibals are eating a clown, and clowns are supposed to be funny, so the one canibal asks the other one if it tastes FUNNY." The girl sat there with a blank expression on her face, then came out with "EEEWWWW! why would you eat a clown!"

ArtistInTheAmbulance 02-19-2005 04:57 PM

^Ha that was great.

I remembered another thing that happened... Someone was talking about grunge, and this girl interrupts their conversation with a huge: "HA WHAT THE HELL IS 'GRUNGE'?! WHAT KIND OF STUPID WORD IS THAT? I BET ITS LIKE A CAT FOOD OR SOMETHING---" She looked so proud of herself for that comment aswell.. Even when someone threw a shoe at her face she didnt catch on.

Kurt_Cobain 02-19-2005 05:46 PM

A group of girls from my school are known for their stupidity:
When was Jesus born
Is australia a place, 'cause i've never been there

There are more I just cant think of them right now.

i am not emo 02-19-2005 06:07 PM

oo i have one, girl says, 'no stupid, helsinki's not the capital of spain (yes imagine the conversation they were having)... it's the capital of germany...'

jesus 02-19-2005 07:30 PM

"Green Day is 100% punk"

"BLINK 182 IS NOT POPPUNK BRITNEY SPEARS IS BLINK IS NOT" ..haha!

"Do you like the Rancids?"

"i am a dip ****"

"I turned punk right after i left Old Town!"

jesus 02-19-2005 07:33 PM

oh, and this one girl was talking to me and she's all "Whats your favorite band?" So I told her, and three days later she's like "I got a new favorite band did you get one yet?"
Me: "No"
Her: "Why not?"

So stupid...saying you like music a lot and changing your favorite band ever week...

All_Nite_Dinah 02-19-2005 09:44 PM

"Do snakes have lungs?"

"So I know abstinence is the best way to prevent getting pregnent, but what if you want to have a baby? Can you be abstinent and have a baby?"

"why would you lay in the sun if your cold blooded, your going to be cold anyway."

Friend:did you like the godfather trilogy
me: Yea its awsome I love the godfather.
dumb kid: The godfather sucks my favorite wrestler is HHH

"Boxing is fake wwf is real"

"I took my jet ski for a ride yesterday" <---In the missle of January he contested he could ride a jetski on snow. The same kid said he was a powerful wiccan though......

Theeres loads more but Im tired and cant think of them now.

All_Nite_Dinah 02-19-2005 09:45 PM

O yea my sig is a pretty good one too.

IamAlejo 02-19-2005 10:00 PM

After my friend lost the first two matches we had played..."Let's play best out of 3"

Joking with my dumb friend, I asked him where the state Las Vegas was. He replied "I'm not that dumb, I know that's not a state." I think asked him which state was Nevada. He replied "I told you I'm not falling for that."


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