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"After conquering Gaul in 51 AD, Julius returned to Rome with his legions in 49 BC."

according to my comparative civilizations teacher, julius caesar could time travel

My History teacher: 6 billion men were drafted in the second world war and 10 billion women were too.

So according to her there were over 16 billion people on earth back then, that’s American public schooling for ya! :thumb:

A friend an I were talking about how the economy is really bad and Bush put us in a war that drains our economy. The girl next to me interrupts

"He is such an dumb ass, why don't we just print more money and give it to people?"

Haha, that's an response a 12-year old would give.

We were watching the movie Red dawn in class today.

Moron: Did this actually happen?

your teacher is probably awesome if he puts red dawn on for your class

One morning a few weeks ago I was in a diner and while I was waiting for my food I pulled out a book and started reading, the waitress asked me "what are you readin' for?" Not "what are you reading?" but "what are you reading for?"... yeah a piece of me died... food was good though.

in school someone called me by my last name and asked me what my last name was. . .

Dumbest thing ever was when some girl came up to the bus stop and asked me if the bus had come yet.

Seriously people, just don't do this.