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The other day my mom made me and my cousin the best grilled cheese sandwhich of my entire life with provolone cheese and I thought to myself "this is really good, I wonder if this is what they use in mozarella sticks..."
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Even more funny because I had to re-read that to figure out why it was stupid. lol. It's too early in the AM. |
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All of you are wrong, mozzarella sticks are made fresh, natural mongolian infants. :usehead:
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"You're not vietnamese! You're asian!"
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(in my physics class)
me: It just doesn't seem plausible that jesus was the son of god. girl who sits in front of me: So you think it's just a coincidence that he was born in the year 0? oh please |
Two coworkers talking just now…I had to laugh out loud.
Coworker# 1: The material is from Austria Coworker# 2: Australia? # 1: No…Austria. #2: ………. I wonder if that’s in Brazil…. |
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I remember hearing that when (ex) Pres. Bush was visiting Slovakia he said that he couldn't wait to sample the beaches. It's land locked you bloody twat. |
This was in my junior English class
We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about: Revolutionary War World War I World War II Vietnam Korea Veterans ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in? ME: what the hell are you talking about IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : *looking at me like im crazy* then why is it listed with all of those wars They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears. I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with. I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking. Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story. |
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