Stupidity

NSW · 06-02-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

FFS. Is this for real? OMG.

I remember hearing that when (ex) Pres. Bush was visiting Slovakia he said that he couldn't wait to sample the beaches. It's land locked you bloody twat.

Yes...it's for real.

I was stunned at first myself.

~~Flower Child~~ · 06-02-2009, 08:19 AM

This was in my junior English class
We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about:

Revolutionary War
World War I
World War II
Vietnam
Korea
Veterans

ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in?
ME: what the hell are you talking about
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war
ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense
IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : *looking at me like im crazy* then why is it listed with all of those wars

They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with.
I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking.
Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story.

Unrelenting · 06-02-2009, 11:03 AM

Someone once said to me

"The sun only has enough power to burn one person a day, right?"

/facepalm

~~Farfisa~~ · 10-01-2009, 07:37 AM

"This **** sucks, listen to some REAL music ***gots.Like blink-182 or Billy Talent, SLIPKNOT.LOOSERS!!!"

Some ******* commenting on a pixies video on youtube. It could have been a joke too, but stupid and inappropriate nonetheless.

simplephysics · 10-01-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

"This **** sucks, listen to some REAL music ***gots.Like blink-182 or Billy Talent, SLIPKNOT.LOOSERS!!!"

Some ******* commenting on a pixies video on youtube. It could have been a joke too, but stupid and inappropriate nonetheless.

Never, ever read through youtube comments unless you want to go into a fit of rage.

Double X · 10-01-2009, 03:10 PM

Last tuesday...

Teacher: I love these new erasers [magnets that stick to the whiteboard]
Girl: How do they do that?
Teacher: Well what is the board made of?
Girl: White?

NumberNineDream · 10-01-2009, 03:42 PM

In a sound engineering course,

teacher: At first, there is two kind of jack plugs, male and female
student: How do we know the difference between male and female?
teacher: Never studied that in biology?
student: I entered this class because I hate biology!

AAAH !!!

Shivs · 10-01-2009, 04:17 PM

"Hitler's first name was Augustus, right?"

~~Farfisa~~ · 10-01-2009, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivs

"Hitler's first name was Augustus, right?"

Sounds like the person was jokey joking around.

NumberNineDream · 10-01-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

Sounds like the person was jokey joking around.

^ you would think that, they usually ask me "What's Hitler's last name?"

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~~Flower Child~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: classified Posts: 639	This was in my junior English class We were put into groups of 3 and were told to pick one of the following to write about: Revolutionary War World War I World War II Vietnam Korea Veterans ME: Lets do our paper over the veterans IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: Okay sounds good. So what year was the veterans war in? ME: what the hell are you talking about IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1: the veterans war ME: There was no veterans war. that doesnt even make sense IDIOT GROUP MEMBER 1 & 2 : looking at me like im crazy then why is it listed with all of those wars They both ganged up on me and argued with me for about 10 minutes that there was a such thing as a veterans war. I couldnt believe my frickin ears. I told them to go into the library and look for a fucking book over the veterans war and see what they some up with. I did the whole paper by myself while they were looking. Jesus kids these days. Thats a true story.

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~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	"This ** sucks, listen to some REAL music gots.Like blink-182 or Billy Talent, SLIPKNOT.LOOSERS!!!" Some ****** commenting on a pixies video on youtube. It could have been a joke too, but stupid and inappropriate nonetheless.

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Double X sleepe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: boston Posts: 1,140	Last tuesday... Teacher: I love these new erasers [magnets that stick to the whiteboard] Girl: How do they do that? Teacher: Well what is the board made of? Girl: White?