Nah, they weren't. :p:

nah, never a joke sadly. So we kinda introduce ourselves now "I'm Lebanese, not Lesbian, Lebanese" kind of a Bond, James Bond thingy.

That's really cool that you're from Lebanon. I had a friend who moved away who was named Mazen, and he was from Lebanon. Do you speak Arabic?

^sure

Sweet. I wish I could speak another language... I just don't put enough effort into it or I'm sure I could

I remembered another class incident:

The teacher is asking each one of us what kind of music we listen to,

Student: I like to listen to classical music, like Celine Dion.

My friend and I were making up words and my ex-boyfriend got really pissed off and told us to stop speaking Spanish in front of him.

o.O

This isn't something someone has said to me that was stupid. But after reading about it and thought it was funny.

NAIROBI (AFP) – Somali pirates attempted to storm the French navy's 18,000 tonne flagship in the Indian Ocean after mistaking it for a cargo vessel, the French military said on Wednesday

friend: whats seabass?
other friend: its a fish.
friend: not its not seabass is the horse.

she meant seabiscuit...

"Didn't Fidel Castro get an artificial rectum?" - Me

It provided many lulz whilst playing apples to apples.