Stupidity

TheCunningStunt · 07-31-2010, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I used to date this girl who asked me one time what Nazis were, I kid you not.

Is there a back story? How did that conversation unfold? Why did you date a 4 year old?

So many questions!

**Janszoon** · 07-31-2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Is there a back story? How did that conversation unfold? Why did you date a 4 year old?

So many questions!

There's not really much more to the story than that. She was 21 at the time and I was 20. I made some comment about Nazis for some reason and she said, "Wait, what's a Nazi again?". So I had to explain to her what Nazis were.

TheCunningStunt · 07-31-2010, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

There's not really much more to the story than that. She was 21 at the time and I was 20. I made some comment about Nazis for some reason and she said, "Wait, what's a Nazi again?". So I had to explain to her what Nazis were.

"Wait, what's a Nazi again?"

Wow.

I had to explain to someone what an Inuit was the other day:

Me: "You're such an Inuit!"

Them: "What's an Inuit?"

Me: "Eskimo."

Them: "Oh."

Not on the same level as explaining what a Nazi is though.

Dr.Seussicide · 07-31-2010, 07:49 AM

I know a girl who didn't what the holocaust was. So, I stopped talking to her as much.

**Janszoon** · 07-31-2010, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

I know a girl who didn't what the holocaust was. So, I stopped talking to her as much.

Sounds like her and my ex-girlfriend should hang out.

Dr.Seussicide · 07-31-2010, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Sounds like her and my ex-girlfriend should hang out.

+1 For intelligent conversion

right-track · 07-31-2010, 02:10 PM

A bloke at work once tried to lock me in a toilet cubicle by jamming a wedge under the door.

The door opened inwards!

He never lived it down.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-31-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

A bloke at work once tried to lock me in a toilet cubicle by jamming a wedge under the door.

The door opened inwards!

He never lived it down.

right-track · 08-01-2010, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

The guy thought he was the works prankster.
We used to play football during our dinner time's during the summer months and he would use a vaporiser with water in it to cool himself down.
He could never understand why we would all stand laughing at him everytime he used it...

...until someone told him I'd been pissing in it for weeks.

Bulldog · 08-01-2010, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

A bloke at work once tried to lock me in a toilet cubicle by jamming a wedge under the door.

The door opened inwards!

He never lived it down.

Not sure I can beat that one.

Although a mate of mine did go into Subway and ask if a 6 inch sub was a footlong, which I thought was kinda funny

07-31-2010, 07:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	I know a girl who didn't what the holocaust was. So, I stopped talking to her as much. __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,769	A bloke at work once tried to lock me in a toilet cubicle by jamming a wedge under the door. The door opened inwards! He never lived it down.