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We went to this restaurant last week, my cousin and I.
Then this waitress comes, and she goes: "If you needed anything, I'm the waitress in charge of this table, and my name is Tina" and she goes.

After a few minutes, my cousin and I were ready to order, so my cousin looks were this Tina girl is, and raises his hands and waves for her to come.
She looks at him, smiles, waves back, and goes away.

What a weird girl. I think she felt we became her friends after this long introduction.

Did she ever come back?

No. We called another person. She didn't even return to our table.

That's great. :laughing:

Lmao, that reminds me of the time me and my mates went down to the underground subway train station place and asked for a 6 inch meatball marinara. Hilarious.

Once me and two friends were hanging around at my house when this 10 year old named Cole came over. He's this annoying little twat who likes to come over and play my guitars. Cole wanted some cookies. I said "Yeah, I'll get you some in a minute."

I had to go to my room for some reason. I spotted some leftover yogurt from when I ate breakfast in my room. Then I went into the kitchen and got the cookies, and out yogurt on top of one. I gave it to cole. I told him it was "a special ingredient". He ate them.

Then I told him it was semen on the cookie and that I had just jerked off on it. Then I told him boys can get pregnent from eating semen and that he probably would. He actually believed me, and started crying. We all went outside and he said, "Oh my God my dad's gonna kill me if I get pregnant."

I told him the only way to get rid of the semen was to throw up. He made himself puke 4 times and ate some rasberries we found so he could throw up once more. I told him,"Sorry man, I don't see the ****." After that I told him that maybe we could kill the baby by punching him in the balls. I punched him six times and then said,"Okay, that should do it. Oh yeah, boys can't get pregnant."

He started crying again and then ran home, and me and my friend's laughed our asses off.






...I just realized I'm a horrible person.

I hate annoying 10 year old kids.

A customer today asked me if there was a special plug adapter for a shaver, he said he tried to plug it into a normal plug socket but it wouldn't fit. I did my best to keep a straight face and be helpful.

Not sure if I understand this one.