Captain Awesome

Marching when blind is plausible because they still have the ability to use their legs. "Marching" when in a wheel chair is physically impossible and therefore makes the concept of a dude in a wheel chair joining a "marching" band quite ****ing hilarious.

I've nothing against disabled people I wish this guy/girl all the best but it's still ****ing funny that a guy on wheels is joining a marching band. It's like a nascar driver taking part in the 100metre sprint at the olympics.

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