So remember kids, dont play with bionic fish hooks.

I can't wait for season 10 to start...... are they really going to resurrect paloma so she can finally tell her secret to Janszoon????

God I love plot twists

I hope someday that I'll become as wise as the great tuna.

Supporting Characters

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Name: Paloma
Position: House Wife
Age: Unknown, presumed late 50s
Status: Deceased
First Appearance: Sounds like Some Kind of Mixed Meat
Last Appearance: Are you SURE a Paloma isn't a deli meat?

Janszoon's wife of over 40 years, she wasn't politically involved with her husband's work. She instead spent most of her time giving aid to fleeing Prog Archive refugees. She had a close relationship with then best friend AwwSugar, but was brutally murdered with a deli-hammer upon discovering AwwSugar's affair with Rickenbacker, who she herself was having an affair with while he had affairs with both of them, Vanilla and The Unfan, whom Rickenbacker described as a "his favorite lover".

Before her death, Paloma enjoyed cooking deli-meats and was often reffered to as the "Queen of Meat" by her colleagues and subjects alike.

http://www.musicbanter.com/avatars/2...ine=1266551767

Name: FaSho
Position: Rapper, actor, crossdresser
Age: 11
Status: Alive
First Appearance: I Kissed a Girl...kind of

A huge star in MB's underground music scene, FaSho often toured with and opened for RockGuitar101. In White Chocolate it is revealed he is a crossdresser, and was in actuallity many of the minor female characters that appeared on the show (his aliases included NumberNineDream and swim).

He is sympathetic to the rebel cause and is often used as a decoy, disguised as attractive women to distract guards or officers.

I hate you.

I'm just an Alias?
:(

Why may I ask? Your character kills somebody with a freaking deli-hammer! That's pretty badass.

Yes, but remember this is a mystery drama so anything can happen.

wow, Rick sounds like quite the playa...

I want a purple light saber!

damn I forgot to give myself one.

by far the worst thread of 10 so far

shit caveman if you want to get in just come to auditions tommorrow evening. bring your agent.

and the blow.

I love how the username "bandteacher1" will stay with us forever, he crept into everyone's heart with his fake kids and wind instruments.

by far the oddest thing that's ever happened here.

what? someone lying about who they really are on the internet? I bet that never happens here.

It's odd because of all the things to lie about... to lie about being a band teacher in another state when you're a band teacher in a different state... if I was going to lie on here i'd make myself sound cool - which given my history of posts you all know i'm not lying.

Yeah. After having an affair with a 14-year old.

But seriously, you're hilarious. xD

Had you typed, ...with his fake kids in wheelchairs and wind instruments.
I'd have sigged it!

I cannot wait until Bandteacher2 comes out!

^I saw a beta version.... it's like bandteacher1, just with a more plausible cover!

BANDTEACHER 2:
A Measure of TERROR!
http://www.insidesocal.com/sb/iecour...ur2resized.jpg

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ahahaha....

May this thread never die.

I feel quite flattered yet utterly disappointed in myself...damn.

i better be fuckin involved in this or i'm gonna shit a brick.

Good one.

:rofl:

Also, if anyone gets a purple lightsaber it's me, cause I own one.

Where the frig am I?

I thought Mace Windu was the only person allowed a purple lightsaber?

Well done, young Padawan.

Best thread ever...

nice work conan, keep the plot lines rolling.

Jackhammer should be given a purple lightsaber because he is bald, Samuel Jackson -esque, and hates Star Wars.

Actually once I think about it, I'd much rather have that badass double bladed lightsaber, being a Sith Lord is much more exciting.

Personally I would rather have a lightsteakknife, but that's the kind of practical guy I am.

I just want a mini one like Yoda has. Cause ya know he's the most badass of them all.

I do have a purple light saber but that's another story entirely :laughing:

:laughing:

You nasty.

**** your light sabers, give me a futon, I need a new bed/couch.