The dead will rise from the earth, and they will knit pretty beige sweaters for us (and cardigans for the hip oldsters).

Here's a good read that should put this whole thing into perspective.
Top 87 Bad Predictions about the Future

Its just a cover-up. I stole it.

I remember when I first started shaving. I was in seventh grade and one of the only boys in my class who could grow a mustache. I had the biggest crush on this girl named Jessica... wait a second... this is supposed to be a thread about robot maids and jetpacks and shit? I thought this was a coming of age thread! WTF?

The name may be misleading, but the thread is still interesting. In 100 years, the fossil fuels will run out and we will be left with a war-destroyed earth from all of the arguments over the last oil fields.

1 year from now, I will (hopefully) have a new guitar.

Everything else is negligible.

The way it's currently being painted, something like The Road.

Ha, I love things like this. I actually found one quote I really like (and it's pretty much true):

"The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage." -– Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916.

A cross between The Futurological Congress and Futurama.

nah the best one is:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

:laughing:

Haha it could be. But it was my over imaginative mind that came up with this title.